thened 

To suddenly become occupied by a phone call from a significant other, often for a lengthy period of time.

He was going to come and play basketball with us. That is, until he got thened.

thened by theunmaskedone May 30, 2010

thneedery

Taking an article of clothing and styling it in ways it is not originally intended, i.e. like a thneed from the Lorax film

The way Sarah used her scarf to make a top is such a blatant act of thneedery

thneedery by Meghantron November 28, 2021

thenewno2 

A great band by Dhani Harrison (George Harrison's son) & Oli Hecks. They've released several singles on their promo CD, "Choose What You're Watching" and "Another John Doe".

Person 1: Hey, who are you listening to?
Person 2: Thenewno2!
Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: Only the greatest band since The Beatles!

thenewno2 by iDior April 19, 2008

touhou themed blow job 

Just like a normal blowjob but both of the girls fists are shoved up your ass

Touhou themed blow jobs are good for the soul my pal timmy said once, i think.

touhou themed blow job by yung ass rupturer July 31, 2021

thneedville 

A hell hole where everything is made of plastic and there is no air and no trees just plastic ones

Goooooood Morning!
In Thneedville, It's a brand new dawn.
With brand new cars, and houses and lawns.

Here in got-all-that-we-need-ville.
In Thneedville, we manufacture our trees.

Each one is made in factories.
And uses 96 batteries!
In Thneedville, the air is not so clean.
So we buy it fresh.
IT COMES OUT THIS MACHINE!
It's Satisfactions-guaranteed-ville!
In Thneedville, we don't want to know

Where the smog and trash, and chemicals go.
I JUST WENT SWIMMING, AND NOW I GLOW!
In Thneedville we have fun year-round;

We surf and snowboard right in town.
We thank the Lord for all we've got,
Including this brand new parking lot!
PARKING LOT! Paaaarking lot!
Oh, look it's-
Aloysous O'Hare!
(Aloysius O'Hare!)
The man who found a way to sell air.
And became a zillionaire!
Everyone round here works for me.
I sell them something they can get for free.
We live in perfect harmony!
IN THNEEDVILLE!
IN THNEEDVILLE!
(hip hooray, hip hooray, hip hip hooray!)
In Thneedville, we love living this way.
It's like livin' in paradise!
IT'S PERFECT!
And that's how it will stay!
(oh yeah!)
Here in Love-The-Life-We-Lead-Ville,
Destined-To-Succeed-Ville,
We-Are-All-Agreed-Ville!
We're all we need in (*not sure)
Thhhhh-THNEEDVILLE!

thneedville by Colemichael16 February 25, 2017

war themed hat simulator 

A joke about Team Fortress 2 and it's overabundance of hats.

Haha funny war themed hat simulator haha funny joke

war themed hat simulator by Анонимный аноним July 3, 2021

thend 

"the end" without all the unnecessary parts. A faster, more convenient/incredibly lazy way of saying something that's already short and simple.

No. This conversation is over, thend.

thend by Steele <3 July 9, 2010