thneed

A thing that is not required yet is purchased in great amounts anyways.
ie. a novelty

by Materialistric Oppressor September 15, 2003

thneed

\"you need a thneed\" is simply a marketing statement by the character in the book. A thneed is not REALLY needed, but is nonetheless purchased in great quantities and manufactured in great quantities to the detriment of the environment.

by glenn4s September 25, 2003

thneed

A Snuggie or otherwise utterly useless piece of consumer garbage.

Everyone needs a thneed

by Peter Benichie April 7, 2010

thneed

An item, according to Dr Suess, which is most definately required.

You need a thneed.

by Raphael January 15, 2003

Thneed

A genuine insult

“ you fucking thneed”

by Neveraskquestions July 11, 2020

Thneed

A novelty item, made by the onceler 🥵🥵🥵

“What is that?”
“Thats my thneed u uncultured swine

by Rubytheravioli June 1, 2020

Thneed

Something all people need. Can be 1000 different things. Also kills trees. Mr lorax disapproves.

Dan: EVERYBODY NEEDS A thneed, a fine thing that all people need.

by That kiddo you know July 31, 2017