themspouse

theorize, throw up, themspouse
(gender fluid version of the 3 Ms or 3 Gs)
traits of a themspouse- wet cat vibes, dirt bag, coffee stained speeding ticket

AS BATMAN
Christian Bale: mansplain manipulate male wife
Ben Affleck: gaslight gatekeep girl boss
Robert Pattinson: theorize throw up themspouse

themspouse by devilalllthetime April 24, 2022

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teaspoused

the act of lovingly placing your testicles (male) or a literal teabag (female) in the face of your significant other for humorous entertainment and approval by peers.

My husband got drunk last night and passed out, so I teaspoused him and had our friends post pictures of it online.

teaspoused by Emy-Dizzle May 25, 2011

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themspouse • teaspoused • Themopause • TheMouseKid

TheMouseKid

My homie Big LF's super lit YT channel that makes all men and women so horny they grow dicks and sacrifice their foreskin for him.

Michaelsus: TheMouseKid just made a new video
Chopdog: Brb gotta go beat my foreskin to it

TheMouseKid by sigmagrandmaster February 25, 2022

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Themopause

PC way of saying menopause

They/Them 1"These hot flashes are unbearable. I can't wait for my Themopause to be done.

They/Them 2: uhhh you're a biological male. You know what nevermind. I hope your themopause ends soon too. You're annoying right now

Themopause by Noremac1981 February 26, 2023

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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