themspouse 

theorize, throw up, themspouse
(gender fluid version of the 3 Ms or 3 Gs)
traits of a themspouse- wet cat vibes, dirt bag, coffee stained speeding ticket

AS BATMAN
Christian Bale: mansplain manipulate male wife
Ben Affleck: gaslight gatekeep girl boss
Robert Pattinson: theorize throw up themspouse

themspouse by devilalllthetime April 24, 2022

teaspoused 

the act of lovingly placing your testicles (male) or a literal teabag (female) in the face of your significant other for humorous entertainment and approval by peers.

My husband got drunk last night and passed out, so I teaspoused him and had our friends post pictures of it online.

teaspoused by Emy-Dizzle May 25, 2011

TheMouseKid

My homie Big LF's super lit YT channel that makes all men and women so horny they grow dicks and sacrifice their foreskin for him.

Michaelsus: TheMouseKid just made a new video
Chopdog: Brb gotta go beat my foreskin to it

TheMouseKid by sigmagrandmaster February 25, 2022

Themopause 

PC way of saying menopause

They/Them 1"These hot flashes are unbearable. I can't wait for my Themopause to be done.

They/Them 2: uhhh you're a biological male. You know what nevermind. I hope your themopause ends soon too. You're annoying right now

Themopause by Noremac1981 February 26, 2023