teaspoused

the act of lovingly placing your testicles (male) or a literal teabag (female) in the face of your significant other for humorous entertainment and approval by peers.
My husband got drunk last night and passed out, so I teaspoused him and had our friends post pictures of it online.
by Emy-Dizzle May 02, 2011
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eurobox

a slang term for any sexual activity occurring by an American man having intercourse with a native female in a European hostel.
Timmy, did you bring home any souvenirs? Yes, unfortunately. I got it from a eurobox.
by Emy-Dizzle December 15, 2010
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