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Theanli is a young and handsome, young Cambodian guy that has nice shoes that I just want to suck him off every night. His parents care about him a lot and I hear them in the backgrounds every time. Theanli is a nice and chill guy that I want to sleep with at night.

I admire his kindness and his loyalty, and I look up to him. He's my only true friend that I could trust in every situation that I am in. He only remembers people who are important to him and is very caring. He has multiple friends that are always there for him and are funny.

He shines like the sun and watches movies with me every night, and his smile is something that I could die for. He is very athletic, energetic and enthusiastic every time I see him. His hair is always neat and silky smooth. He's so attractive I almost died from a heart attack just looking at his face, I could get lovesick if I even touches me, even if he touches me for a millisecond. It was love at first sight.
''It's Theanli!! He's so hot."
Theanli by PrimiDonx June 17, 2023

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Theanli is that guy who's Australian-Chinese-Khmer who moves to your school for a semester and then leaves never to return, but with a huge impact on your life and having broke you a billion times.

He walks the griddy like he's a superstar and enthralls you into staring at him for longer than is polite. He wears the perfect shoes, that are soft and high but tie, that break your heart. He touches his hair, even though it's abnormally thin. He just is a perfect, even though it doesn't add up. The way he is draws you and you can't bear it.

Unfortunately, he lives off of technology (never gets off of it literally) and stays up til about 6am every night despite being a 6th grader. His parents don't interact with him and he wants to go to hell. He has no emotions. He has no true friends and probably won't ever remember you.
But you will never forget him.
Bro why is Theanli walking like that. Cringeeee.

This is Theanli's mask holder. Precious artefact, it is.

I miss Theanli.

Poor Theanli, I think he's emotionally dead.
theanli by $ourcreamlov3r January 16, 2023

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