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the_matster by Tango January 23, 2004
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Never Outshine the Master
The first rule from the book the 48 laws of power. It means to never ever show the full extent of your talents if it looks like it will pass your superior's.
Explanation: Superiors whether its teachers or bosses are just like any other people. They have insecurities and egos. Once you expose them they will do their best to bring you down to show they are at the top.
Applicable in business, education, relationships
Explanation: Superiors whether its teachers or bosses are just like any other people. They have insecurities and egos. Once you expose them they will do their best to bring you down to show they are at the top.
Applicable in business, education, relationships
Jane was confused why she was fired even though she was the most talented worker in the company. She didn't realize she made her boss insecure and should Never Outshine The Master.
Never Outshine the Master by eheh112 November 3, 2012
the Master Game
A historically based reference to the true sources of power beneath appearances, that is, who is really in charge and pulling all the strings.
Although the Grabber in Chief was elected as the 45th President of the United States, this seemingly unpredictable phenomenon is a reflection of the Master Game at work.
the Master Game by Dr Bunnygirl June 16, 2019
The Master
1. The Master is the Doctor's worst enemy.
2. Fans like to pretend that they were boyfriends. The network does not discourage it.
3. He's pretty fucking awesome.
2. Fans like to pretend that they were boyfriends. The network does not discourage it.
3. He's pretty fucking awesome.
"I'm voting Saxon; he can tick my box any day."
-He sure can.
"The drum beat... the drums are coming closer... and closer."
-The Master
-He sure can.
"The drum beat... the drums are coming closer... and closer."
-The Master
The Master by xthedrums October 24, 2011
The Master Plan
Samuel's master plan to acquire Sher lyn and place her in the VIP lounge within the 4th circle of the fortress of the mind
The Master Plan by aderpyllama May 9, 2021
The Master List
A prestigious secretive preset list of all single girls that score above an 8 on a 10 point hotness scale. Usually The Master List is formulated for a large social gathering involving a very overwhelming group of horny guys that are looking to close on a one night stand
“Wow you see that smoke over there..? She’s for sure on The Master List “
“Have you seen The Master list? No way I don’t close tonight”
“Are you on the Master list?? Are you on the Master list?? I NEED TO KNOW!!”
“Have you seen The Master list? No way I don’t close tonight”
“Are you on the Master list?? Are you on the Master list?? I NEED TO KNOW!!”
The Master List by Bottomofthe9th April 21, 2021
Halo: The Master Chief Collection
Your whole entire fucking childhood thrown into a box for just 60 bucks. Oh yeah it also comes with access to the Halo 5 Beta and has an MLG playlist, what more could you ask for? If you own the MCC you will be the coolest kid on the block, guaranteed.
Jimmy: Hey Paul you faggot 1v1 me on Halo 2 right now
Paul: No you're just gonna BXR and camp with the sword the whole game
Jimmy: Then let's play Halo 3 you pussy
Paul: Yeah but I don't know where my mom put the Halo 3 disc
Jimmy: Paul you fucking BK random it's all on one disc with the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
Paul: Holy fuck that's so cool Jimmy
Paul: No you're just gonna BXR and camp with the sword the whole game
Jimmy: Then let's play Halo 3 you pussy
Paul: Yeah but I don't know where my mom put the Halo 3 disc
Jimmy: Paul you fucking BK random it's all on one disc with the Halo: The Master Chief Collection.
Paul: Holy fuck that's so cool Jimmy
Halo: The Master Chief Collection by A Cool Kid IRL October 16, 2014
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