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The Communist 

A sex position created by Cosmonauts during the rather enthusiastic early years of the Soviet Union's space program. Once the space craft leaves Earth's orbit, both participants paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. Most importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.
Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR Anna Karenina and I performed The Communist.

Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?

Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.
The Communist by chopetov May 5, 2009

redpillar of the community

If you describe someone as a redpillar of the community it means they play an important and active part in redpilling people in the community.
He’s a redpillar of the community

care in the community 

British poitical euphemism for 'piss off, we don't give a toss'. Usually applied to the disabled, elderly and infirm; a pre-requisite to depriving them of their savings and homes via low standard services. Normal to associate this with abandonment, loneliness and despair. The natural end to the industrial revolution.
Bank manager 1. 'Care in the community would be a good idea'.

Bank manager 2: 'Yes, we must tell the government to do it and sink those needy bastards'.

fallen to the communists 

Descriptive of a woman who is on the rag.

falling to the communists 

1. euphemism for menstruation
2. synonym for riding the cotton pony, a visit from Aunt Flow, and checking into the Red Roof Inn.
"I need to buy some more Tampax because I'm falling to the communists this week."

economic interest of the community 

The economic interest of the community is the well-being and general benefit of a community as a whole
The economic interest of the community ought to be valued above the individual right to property