A sex position created by Cosmonauts during the rather
enthusiastic early years of the Soviet Union's space program. Once the space craft leaves Earth's orbit, both participants paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay
face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. Most
importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.
Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR
Anna Karenina and I performed The
Communist.
Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?
Cosmonaut 1: It was utter
pleasure for both of us.