41 definitions by One Eyed Milkman

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Yourself ­­­
Gotsta look after number one
by One Eyed Milkman May 04, 2004
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VD
1. Venereal Disease
2. Vaginal Discharge
3. Violent Delight (band)
1. He got VD
2. Urgh! You just VD'd in my face
by One Eyed Milkman June 07, 2004
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Cack = Shit
Hahahaha! Jason just cacked his pants!
by one eyed milkman April 27, 2004
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Something you say to someone quickly causing them to say "what?" and then you go "haha you said what so you're a sphincter!"
Teh example is covered above darling
by One Eyed Milkman July 10, 2004
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it means go away
bog off dave, stop humping my leg
by One Eyed Milkman March 24, 2004
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a saying which means that it is better to deal with problems immediatly rather than later as things will worsen and take longer to amend
Your mother sells whelks in Hull
by One Eyed Milkman June 07, 2004
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a warringtonian term for a scruffy bastard
Jonny never washes his bell end he's a fucking screb!
by one eyed milkman April 19, 2004
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