A sex position created by Cosmonauts during the rather enthusiastic early years of the Soviet Union's space program. Once the space craft leaves Earth's orbit, both participants paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. Most importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.
Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR Anna Karenina and I performed The Communist.
Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?
Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.
Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?
Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.
by chopetov May 5, 2009
Ole: Do you know a Communist?
Malte: Yes, I know alot.
Ole: But no-one knows THE Communist,
like, the fore-front example, Gent!
Gent: That's me. All hail the Rebel Alliance! Equality for all.
Malte: Yes, I know alot.
Ole: But no-one knows THE Communist,
like, the fore-front example, Gent!
Gent: That's me. All hail the Rebel Alliance! Equality for all.
by OleMarXo June 8, 2005
The Communist resides in Round Rock, Texas. She's a girl who has all of her beliefs in order. People follow her, and if you don't she'll slaughter you.
by Paul February 1, 2005
by Curtis A. April 19, 2005
A god-loathing, degenerate, abominable, scum, low-life, lying, reality-twisting, tyrannical, hypocritical, censoring, unsaveable, contradictory, truth-suppressing, genocidal, libeling, anti-good, cancerlike, scoundrel, bolshevistic, demonic, heinous, closed-minded, selective-hearing, unethical, cheating, scum-adoring, evil-worshipping, sin-loving, witchlike, good-hating, truth-fearing, evil, hedonistic, loathsome, child-predator, living-disgrace, living-abomination, pedophilic, motormouthed, psycho-minded, retched, thief, scam-artist, horrified-of-good, pathological-lying, toxic, sinful, child-corrupting, self-righteous, child-abusing, holier-than-thou-status-claimer, ironic, slogan-barking, over-educated-moron, anti-white-bigot, anti-male-sexist, bitchy, cis-genderphobic, anti-masculine, double-standardised, body-mutilating, gender-destroying, nature-hating, moral-loathing, limitless-sinning, blame-shifting, no-good, regressive-claiming-status-of-“progressive”, ugly-minded, multi-factorially-regressive, drug-infected, sickness-in-human-form, aids-diseased, class-envying, class-dividing, class-hate-mongering, political-correctness-enforcing, viciously-evil, class-warfare-promoting, decedent, sin-promoting, beyond-worthless, unjust, poisonous-lie-repeating, justice-inverting, whore-encouraging, no-good-outcome, devil’s-associate, decency-destroying, unfixable, complete-and-pure-enemy-of-god-and-any-and-all-good, mouth-breathing, primitive, violence-using-when-unable-to-lie,
humanity-enslaving, psychopathic, humanity-brainwashing, humanity-degenerating, humanity-scumming, humanity-evilizing, humanity-dumbing, criminal, back-stabbing, deceiving, remorseless-evil-doing, dull, demon-as-saint, thieving, lowest-of-the-low, pure-evil, dishonorable, disgraceful, honorless, treacherous, ratlike, perverse, snakelike, living-lie, satan-representing, willfully-ignorant, con-man/woman, degeneracy-promoting, trigger-happy, power-only-for-me-and-never-for-thee, living-and-complete-list-of-all-sins-recorded, value-seer-in-evil-but-valueless-seer-in-good, profane, power-dependant-scoundrel, disgusting, poisonous-toxic-waste, seemingly-unlimited-list-of-words/terms-needed-and-most-missing-in-the-English-Dictionary-required-in-order-to-be-defined, piece of rotten, pure-evil, sub-human garbage, who deserves absolutely everything and anything. Including the worst death, and must for plain justice, remain and rot in hell forever, for their defiant embodiment and lifelong worship/following of pure-evil which they dishonesty and abominably call their “moral-duty-of-an-ideology”. If you buy one or more of their pure-evil lies for a colossal unpayable price, you will later be left sorry on a level you will never be able to comprehend, or die sooner than the moment you understand that.
It’s a shame Urban Dictionary has a 1500 letter limit in each of the two boxes limiting how much of the seemingly unlimited words/terms I can put to define communists.
It’s a shame Urban Dictionary has a 1500 letter limit in each of the two boxes limiting how much of the seemingly unlimited words/terms I can put to define communists.
by June 12, 2022
by MynameisLakhan12_ September 28, 2020
A communist is a person who purchases the newest iPhone model every year and then uses it to write anti-capitalist posts on social media.
Communist: I'm buying the new iPhone 12 so I can keep spewing hate towards the capitalist economic system on Tumblr.
Capitalist: You do realize that none of that would have been possible under a socialist economic system, right?
Communist: Fuck you, you damn capitalist swine! >:C
Capitalist: You do realize that none of that would have been possible under a socialist economic system, right?
Communist: Fuck you, you damn capitalist swine! >:C
by Some random dude somewhere January 4, 2021