A sex position created by Cosmonauts during the rather enthusiastic early years of the Soviet Union's space program. Once the space craft leaves Earth's orbit, both participants paint themselves in a vibrant shade of red, lay face to face, and hold their arms and legs out to form a star. Most importantly, it must be done in zero gravity so that no one is on top.
Cosmonaut 1: Yes comrade, on my last mission to MIR Anna Karenina and I performed The Communist.

Cosmonaut 2: Was it as good as they say comrade-captain?

Cosmonaut 1: It was utter pleasure for both of us.
by chopetov May 5, 2009
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A term describing some particular as a communist, instead of generally "a communist".
Ole: Do you know a Communist?
Malte: Yes, I know alot.
Ole: But no-one knows THE Communist,
like, the fore-front example, Gent!
Gent: That's me. All hail the Rebel Alliance! Equality for all.
by OleMarXo June 8, 2005
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The Communist resides in Round Rock, Texas. She's a girl who has all of her beliefs in order. People follow her, and if you don't she'll slaughter you.
"I'm scared, The Communist is walking next to me!"
by Paul February 1, 2005
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To deficate in ones own hand and slap someone else firmly with it.
I was giving my girlfriend a rim job and she farted in my mouth so i gave her the communist.
by Curtis A. April 19, 2005
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A god-loathing, degenerate, abominable, scum, low-life, lying, reality-twisting, tyrannical, hypocritical, censoring, unsaveable, contradictory, truth-suppressing, genocidal, libeling, anti-good, cancerlike, scoundrel, bolshevistic, demonic, heinous, closed-minded, selective-hearing, unethical, cheating, scum-adoring, evil-worshipping, sin-loving, witchlike, good-hating, truth-fearing, evil, hedonistic, loathsome, child-predator, living-disgrace, living-abomination, pedophilic, motormouthed, psycho-minded, retched, thief, scam-artist, horrified-of-good, pathological-lying, toxic, sinful, child-corrupting, self-righteous, child-abusing, holier-than-thou-status-claimer, ironic, slogan-barking, over-educated-moron, anti-white-bigot, anti-male-sexist, bitchy, cis-genderphobic, anti-masculine, double-standardised, body-mutilating, gender-destroying, nature-hating, moral-loathing, limitless-sinning, blame-shifting, no-good, regressive-claiming-status-of-“progressive”, ugly-minded, multi-factorially-regressive, drug-infected, sickness-in-human-form, aids-diseased, class-envying, class-dividing, class-hate-mongering, political-correctness-enforcing, viciously-evil, class-warfare-promoting, decedent, sin-promoting, beyond-worthless, unjust, poisonous-lie-repeating, justice-inverting, whore-encouraging, no-good-outcome, devil’s-associate, decency-destroying, unfixable, complete-and-pure-enemy-of-god-and-any-and-all-good, mouth-breathing, primitive, violence-using-when-unable-to-lie,
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It’s a shame Urban Dictionary has a 1500 letter limit in each of the two boxes limiting how much of the seemingly unlimited words/terms I can put to define communists.
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A title used by members of the political party that is the furthest to the left. A communist believes that the means of production and the fruits of production should be owned and granted to the workers. (Ex. Factory workers producing snow-globes should jointly own the factory and receive all the profit from the snow-globes that are sold, then divided equitably among the workers). The philosophy of communism arose from a man named Karl Marx who lived in the monarchist Germany in the mid-1800s. Europe was home to many unfair societies at the time, where there were a few rich, (the bourgeoisie) and the rest of society were poor, abused, laborers. Karl Marx advocated destroying the rich aristocracy in favor a country filled with only laborers who governed themselves and everybody was equal, socially and financially.
John believes that he and his fellow coal miners should get the foreman fired and proclaim ownership over the mine and should receive all the profits from the coal's sale, and then share it equitably with his fellows. John is a communist.
by Who the hell cares? May 19, 2010
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Adjective form of Communism. Typically used for a person who believes in Communism; A person who belives that the ideal society is stateless, religionless, moneyless and classeless where the means of production (things like farms, shops, factories, roads) are owned by all members of the society, in other words a socialist, anarchist, atheist society. There may be some cases where non Atheists can be communists (such as Christian communist movement).

Like most political definitions, Communism is vaguely defined. Are members of the Chrisitan communist movement communists even though they believe in god? Was the Soviet Union Communist even though it went as far from Anarchism as can be?

What we all agree on however, is that Communists all want to abolish private ownership of the means of production (which doesn't get us anywhere, because Socialism has the same definition). Therefore Communists are fundamentally opposed to Capitalists and Aristocrats/pro-Feudalism peeps.
Vlad: hYello mY naem is-a Vlad
Heinrich: Good God! Why are you writing such bad grammar?!
Vlad: r U sume exclusioninmanist Gremmar Nazi?
Heinrich: Yes, you must be a Grammar Communist...
Vlad: Yaaeh!! all forms of Gremmar must be accepted. aBolish Priv8 owhnership of Dicktionaries!
by Attila_the_Fun October 1, 2015
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