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the Washington by H. Bruce Washington September 24, 2019
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The Washington Handshake
The act of using extreme favors, possibly of a sexual nature, to gain; power, positions of authority, increased income, favorable treatment, etc.
John doe was narrowly elected Mayor because of his firm and precise execution of The Washington Handshake.
The Washington Handshake by We fixed the glitch1111 April 24, 2018
The Washington Post
One of the most prestigious & credible news organizations along with The New York Times and Wall Street Journal. After all, the paper is the reason why Richard Nixon resigned.
While Trump supporters hate it, but it's also a thorn to the sides of every Bernie Bro because they despise that an evil billionaire like Jeff Bezos owns it and when reporters write pieces to let readers know that Bernie Sanders is a divisive old goat making proposals that are economically impossible. Cults don't like it when their almighty leaders get fact checked.
While Trump supporters hate it, but it's also a thorn to the sides of every Bernie Bro because they despise that an evil billionaire like Jeff Bezos owns it and when reporters write pieces to let readers know that Bernie Sanders is a divisive old goat making proposals that are economically impossible. Cults don't like it when their almighty leaders get fact checked.
The Washington Post by Soul_Driver November 6, 2019
the Washington monument
the Washington monument by fuckyou with Nimrod's penis June 5, 2004
The Washington Washingtons
The Washington Washingtons by Lazarbeam's bot January 1, 2017
The Washington Handshake
While at an event, shaking someone's hand while looking over their shoulder to see if there is someone more important you wish to talk to.
Davos is proof the Washington Handshake has gone global. It was great meeting the Prime Minister of Estonia but I had to cut him short because that was Bill Gates over there!
The Washington Handshake by Epstein's Mom June 3, 2020
The Washington Hot Pocket
The act of putting feces on a man's penis, then giving the man a blowjob with the feces on the penis for sexual pleasure.
The Washington Hot Pocket by Random definition guy October 15, 2023
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