the warner 

Considered by many to be an urban myth the warner is a mysterious fellow who warns people,who originated in the urban chat room where he/she caused a ruckus by warning members of the chat room for no particular reason. The warner then spread outside the virtual world leaving warnings on walls, even on kitchen floors in the form of dog turd. The warner is particularly feared and worshipped by the mog cult and is often called upon by certain members of the mog family to deter/warn people who offend moggers.

However over time many people have took it upon themselves to act as the warner by warning many people which causes confusion and suspicion amongst the ranks of the mog family, to this date there has been suspicion surrounding certain members of the mog family, in several cases some have even confessed but still the identity of the original warner has never been discovered............

the shiz: all moggers are freaks
ben: What did you just call us?!
ben: I CALL UPON
holly:dont do it!
ben: THE WARNER!!
holly:omg he is coming!
------the shiz has been warned 2 times!
holly: omg, he is here!
ben: the warner!!!

the warner by sid and flo's mogging co. October 5, 2007

The Warner Effect

A term primarily based on the American film studio, Warner Bros., it describes a pattern where an acquisition for a single company or brand has gone catastrophic multiple times.

Paramount's unaware of The Warner Effect, it seems.

The Warner Effect by thewarnereffect April 17, 2026

The Warder 

A Prison Officer who subscribes to a hedonistic lifestyle. The Warder is particularly found in Northern Ireland. The warder is seen as a folk hero and possesses a status much akin to a demi-god. Much maligned in the sunday press, the warder is misunderstood. Although the warder can usually be found dodging work with a half completed crossword in certain circumstances he can act professionally for several minutes at at a time.

"The Warder loves an unattended female," "The warder loves a shebeen." "The warder loves a half day"

The Warder by yergirl May 3, 2010

the wagner 

1.completey erectifying ones damnation towards hell due to an extreme vowed act of brown-nosing.
2.Oten envolving instances more similar to that of a french kiss on the anal rectum of;
a.your employer's and;
b.fellow collegeas alike
3. Usually a person whom as 'so to speak' has "made it to the top" due to past ramifactions regarding anal probing

"Hey Dad, why did Timmy's Dad get so rich?--Well son, Timmy's Dad pulled a wagner to get to the top!"

the wagner by Jippy July 21, 2004

the Wagner Act 

Replying to fundraising emails with cat photos and gifs. Must be said with some officious verbiage to make it sound serious.

The spam-reply equivalent of rick rolling.

I don't just delete political fundraising emails, I invoke the Wagner Act instead.

the Wagner Act by Profess sore October 1, 2022

The hand warmer 

When a guy is going at with a girl from behind and holding her arms back and just before he finishes he pulls out and fills her hand.

Hey babe you look cold, did you need the hand warmer?

The hand warmer by Thevibzer July 28, 2016

The Catherine Wagner

This is a rare maneuver reserved for times of extreme hatred and spite. Before going to tuna town on some broad, fill your mouth with lighter fluid. Get some up in there. Later, try to cause as much friction as possibile, literally making her a fire crotch. Oh...and this can only be done to Catherine Wagner.

Holy Jesus! Put it out, put it out! I can't believe I Catherine Wagnered you by accident!

The Catherine Wagner by J. Christ February 24, 2004