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check the quality of the turf
'you hooked up with a burner didn't you?'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'
'...thought she was nice, said it was her first time...'
'you've always got to check the quality of the turf before you step out onto the field.'
check the quality of the turf by joel, katie, kevin October 24, 2006
Off the turf
1. When a turf horse race is moved to the dirt because of rainfall.
2. Also known as the New York Racing Association (NYRA)
2. Also known as the New York Racing Association (NYRA)
Off the turf by C mo Horses December 9, 2018
The Churf ‘n Turf
I was about halfway through smashing when it dawned on me that she looked like my mom. I pulled the Churf ‘n Turf and dipped out.
The Churf ‘n Turf by Chodeboyz4lyfe November 30, 2018
The Greatest Show On Turf
Nickname given by the media to the 1999 St. Louis Rams. Quite possibly the most potent offensive attack in NFL history.
"Warner back to pass, he throws a long bomb, and the catch is made in the end zone by Torry Holt!!! The Greatest Show On Turf is at it again!"
The Greatest Show On Turf by bigjimdx October 14, 2005
I may be from the bog but Im not turf
I may be from the bog but Im not turf by higgobia October 26, 2011
The Rusty Surf and Turf
The Rusty Surf and Turf is the action of charcoal grilling a lobster and a steak, and then shoving the steak up the ass of your partner and the lobster in their vagina. Then using a lobster claw to jack off and then eat the steak and lobster out of your partner.
The Rusty Surf and Turf by The big dicm daddy June 1, 2026
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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