the thinker 

a silent signal barfly girls and burnout women use among one another about a guy that means, "I can't manipulate anything out of this one. don't give him any play, he's too solid." similar in form to the famous statue of "The Thinker".

any girl who is making a pose similar to the famous statue.

the thinker by anon March 7, 2005

the thinker 

When you're hammered and fall asleep while on the toilet, often in a position that resembles the famous statue.

Alex went full chee mode last night and I woke up to find him in the thinker.

the thinker by oreo6969420 December 12, 2018

The Thinker 

The Antagonist of ‘No country for old men.’ The guy with the cool haircut. Not the guy from the flash. Bro is not the thinker.

“Man I can’t believe people actually thought the thinker wasn’t the guy from no country for old men.”

“The guy from the flash is NOT the thinker.”

The Thinker by NotJohno July 17, 2023

The thinker 

you know everything for no reason

bro you're actually the thinker

The thinker by thinkertron November 5, 2023

The Thinker 270

A sex position invented by the American Army during the Vietnam Conflict since they had nothing else to do in between pillaging helpless vietnamese other than smoke pot and try to refrain from gay sex. The Thinker 270 involves a woman posing as the famous Thinker statue by Van Gogh, except she is turned 270 degrees as the name implies.

She must balance on 2 knees and the elbow of the arm that is touching her chin, so as to maintain the perfect Thinker posture which also gives her the ideal structural balancing position with 3 points of tangency to the ground. Meanwhile, with her feet in the air she must give the man behind her a foojob, and she must use her free hand to fondle the sack of the man in front of her while he fucks her in the mouth.

This position is called the Thinker because Van Gogh used to manifest it onto his Chinese Prostitutes which also inspired him to make the statue.

Rush Limbaugh- Hey Joe wanna go snort some lines off that hooker's ass?
Joe Wilson- How about we snort some lines off her ass and then give her The Thinker 270 in appreciation of Van Gogh?
Rush Limbaugh- I find his art inspirational, let's go!

The Thinker 270 by Crunkjesus2 November 6, 2009

You not the Thinker 

When someone sits in a specific way, scratching their chin as if they were thinking of something. During this event, someone of choice gets to say "You not the thinker." and with an optional taste, maybe preferred it could be "You not the Thinker, bruh."

This applies to anyone from during 2022 and up.

Random Kid: *scratches chin*
Grown Individual: "YOU NOT THE THINKER!"
*insert yeat edit*

You not the Thinker by partPablio February 14, 2023

The Anti Thinker

One who doesn't think, an animator.
Shawn Langhans

Shawn Langhans pwns the world.

The Anti Thinker by Ethan July 13, 2004