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the most beautiful man in the world. he turns straight men gay.
jesus the ten looks hot today. im getin a bit too exited.
the ten by john mcguire March 12, 2005

The Ten-Toe Express 

Having to walk with your two human feet instead of driving or biking somewhere.
"Well, my shitbox finally gave up, so it looks like I'm taking The Ten-Toe Express until my shitty job pays me."

The Ten Crack Commandments 

One: Never let anyone know how much money you have. Money makes people jealous, and if someone screwed up and lost theirs, they are gonna come after you.
Two: Never let anyone know your next move. Take it from him, he'll sprays bullets at people with weed and money.
Three: Never trust anyone. Your mom will set you up and play with your head. For any source of money, she will act like nothing's up and then screw you over.
Four: Never get high on your own weed or coke.
Five: Never sell your stuff where you live. It doesn't matter how much they want, tell them to leave.
Six: Don't let your consumers buy without cash; they won't pay you back.
Seven: Don't involve your family in your crack-selling business. Money and blood don't mix like homosexuals, and if you do decide to do this you will find yourself in serious trouble.
Eight: Never keep anything that could ultimately hurt you on yourself. The people you trust could turn on you and try to take over your spot.
Nine: If you are taking a break from selling, don't hang around with police. If others in the business see you doing this, they won't care what you say and will break into your house to beat you up.
Ten: Make sure you know who you are trusting your money with. If you give your money to someone who isn't going to be responsible with it and lose it, the people who sell you the crack are going to want their money no matter what the weather outside is like.

The Ten Bromandments 

Bro Law #1: Never cockblock
Bro Law #2: Always keep the chill positive vibes
Bro Law #3: No party fouls
Bro Law #4: Always look fresh to death
Bro Law #5: Always have your bro's back
Bro Law #6: Respect beer pong
Bro Law #7: Never mooch off of fellow bros' beer
Bro Law #8: Be honest with your bro
Bro Law #9: Strive to be a dope-ass frat boy
Bro Law #10: If there's grass on the field, it's fair game.
If you follow the ten bromandments, you will be the flyest bro ever!
The Ten Bromandments by Kale 23 September 19, 2009

The Ten Dollar Haircut Place 

A place so mysterious iit has never been found only rumors can tell you the truth the legend is as follows:

To get a haircut fair of price, take a left after making nice with the man who nods twice, to the words 3.25 thrice. Then take a left at the door, that says 14-4. Then knock twice on a wall that states, come here for cheap and affordable rates. The place you have found, is very sacred and profound. Go there often and do not tell another soul, or you will find yourself dead in a hole.
Me: I have a question.
Friend: What?!!
Me: Where's the ten dollar haircut place?
The Ten Dollar Haircut Place by $10 January 17, 2017

The Ten Commandments 

1) The Younger The Better

2) The Tighter The Better

3) It's Not A Crime If You Don't Get Caught

4) Young Enough To Read Young Enough To Bleed

5) It's Not Who You Know It's Who You Blow

6) If You Can't Join Them ((Women)Baines), Beat Them

7) If You Can Get It In You Can Do Anything

8) A Real Man Loves His Woman Every Day Of The Month

9) If It Hurts, It Works

10) Catch It, Scat It, Rape It, Bin It

***ADDITIONAL***

11) Some Can, Some Can't

12) Bag And Rag, Hump And Dump

IF THEE FOLLOWETH THESE HOLY VOWS, THY WORLD IS THYINE OYSTER SHAA-MOAN!

PEACE
Omg i just read the sickest thing today on UD man, it was the ten commandments that guy did, totally whack!

Really where they bad?

Oh man u shudda seen it, check it tonight

Will do bro, will do
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She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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