3 definitions by Iva Smallsach
"Well, my shitbox finally gave up, so it looks like I'm taking The Ten-Toe Express until my shitty job pays me."
by Iva Smallsach January 18, 2022
The action of you laying down on your back wearing nothing but a white t-shirt, and proceeding to urinate into the air so that it arches back down and lands on your chest. The goal of this challenge is to aim your urine in such a way that you draw a star on the front of your shirt.
James: "Dude I've been practicing for weeks and I finally got a Gold-Star!"
Tony: "I know. You had your webcam on for it during the Teams meeting. That's why we called you into HR today."
Tony: "I know. You had your webcam on for it during the Teams meeting. That's why we called you into HR today."
by Iva Smallsach November 3, 2022
When two or more parties touch and rub their buttholes together. This is not only platonic, but extremely heterosexual as well.
Keithan: "I was cuddling in the bed of a Ford F150 with 36 of my closest homies, and we ended up all Siamese French-Kissing."
Daveth: "Dude, I wish I was that straight and platonic with my 36 closest homies."
Daveth: "Dude, I wish I was that straight and platonic with my 36 closest homies."
by Iva Smallsach December 17, 2021