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The Stretch

A somewhat difficult sexual position that is pleasing for both partners. The girl (or guy, in a gay couple) lays on her back and folds her body in such a way that her feet are placed behind her head. For additional fun, she could also have her hands bound behind her back. Then, the guy penetrates either or both of her holes from the front.
My girlfriend is so flexible that she can do The Stretch when we fuck, it's amazing!
by MaxxysSammich March 18, 2011
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The Stretch

A term used to describe something awesome or cool, or to say that something (any noun or proper noun) is lit or great.
Have you ever gone to Goodwill?
Yeah bro, that place is the stretch!!
by SporeBby July 27, 2019
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Go the stretch

Act required when a female demands a sext from a male, however due to excessive alcohol/drug consumption the picture and girth would not be sufficiently attractive.

Hence physical stretching of appendage is required for use in the said sext.
Man: "Couldn't get a decent shot going last night, had to go the stretch"
by dric_bogan September 6, 2013
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get the stretch

Getting the stretch means to acquire or gather a large amount of drugs. Predominately marijuana, but it can vary to shrooms or prescription pills.
"Yo brendon im lookin to pick up, did you get the stretch yet?"
by Adamitis1818 January 14, 2015
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stretch the kitty

Verb: Describes a sexual act involving vaginal penetration. The “kitty”, otherwise known as “pussy” may be “stretched” (spread, expanded, widened, or filled) using a penis, tongue, finger(s), sex toy or other insertable object. When properly executed “stretching the kitty” renders the kitty keeper orgasmic, ecstatic, relaxed and fulfilled.
Stretch the kitty has noting to do with real kitty cats. No real cats were harmed during the creation of this definition.
Guy: Dude, I want tostretch the kitty so badly tonight!
Girl: Tom can stretch the kitty so wide that I can barely walk!
by Gibster805 January 30, 2021
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Stretch the bone

The act of masturbation for the male gender
Jim- “What are you doing later today?”
Jack- “I’m just gonna go home and stretch the bone.”
Jim- “Me too!”
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Stretch the rubber band

This happens when you are having sex with a girl doggy style. You take one of your thumbs and rub her butthole until you loosen it up to penetrate her butthole with your thumb. Once you get her butthole looser then you insert your other thumb. So at this time you have both thumbs inserted into her butthole and you pull your thumbs in a east/west direction and stretch her butthole out. Now you have successfully stretched the rubber band.
Man last night I was having sex with ole girl and she let me stretch the rubber band!
by Heath "Rubber Band Man" April 9, 2013
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