The Steamroller

The sexual act of Shitting on your partner's forehead, then using your dick to roll the excrement across their face. You can then use the shit as lube for any other sexual act that you desire.

Ben performed The Steamroller on Anabel and she choked!

by BAG1 December 30, 2013

the steamroller

The name off a penis, which has the uncanny ability to flatten people, and it is only to be used on women. If they are lucky, they can make it out with a few unbroken bones, but death is the most common side effect of an encounter with 'the steamroller'.

The steamroller left the woman in a coma.

by unknownbyyou456 May 22, 2006

The Loogootee Steamroller

The sexual act of the male dragging his scrotum across the partners body in such a way that your nutsack acts as a steamroller on the partners body. This can be done both by starting at the legs and then steamrolling upwards toward the head or starting at the head and rolling your way down. Other fun things that can be done is performing the act after ejaculating on the partners body to act as lube or "ice on the road." The partner can also stick their tongue out for the steamroller to have a nice little hill to go over. This is named after the legendary town of Loogootee Indiana in which the act is performed daily by the locals.

"Hey Carson what happened with your step-sister Janice last night?"
"Not gonna spare you any details but we ended up doing The Loogootee Steamroller!"
"Woah that's pretty intense."

by El lumpo December 1, 2018

the soviet steamroller

when a man positions a woman on her knees, face down, ass in the "up" position, anally inserts an open (preferably higher end) vodka bottle, inserts penis into vagina and places one foot on the back of said womans neck.

trudi liked to drink and get fucked, so i introduced the modern technique dubbed, "the soviet steamroller"

by matt the dick April 13, 2011

the vegan steamroller

A sex position where tofu is prepared and cooked, then stuffed in the anus. The partner the ducks the tofu out of them and they both consume it.

Patrick and Larry bought some tofurkey for the vegan steamroller

by Jew gaser March 20, 2017

the steam roller

During fornication, the male takes a shit on his partners chest then uses his ball sack to spread the shit around the chest in a smooth, swirling motion. The option of jizzing down the centre of the shit smear is available at this point see tarmacing

Ed loves pulling the steam roller on Matt.

by RICHARD THACKER November 7, 2007

The Ol' Dragon Breath Steamroll

Verb (used with object) Dragon Breath
1. The act of kissing someone who has offensive breath

Verb (used with object) Steamroll
1. The act of rolling over an individual in bed

To say good morning, he kissed her with his dragon breath as he steamrolled over her body saying "nothing starts off your morning right like the ol' dragon breath steamroll"

by UrbanArl June 12, 2017