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the steamroller 

The name off a penis, which has the uncanny ability to flatten people, and it is only to be used on women. If they are lucky, they can make it out with a few unbroken bones, but death is the most common side effect of an encounter with 'the steamroller'.
The steamroller left the woman in a coma.

The Loogootee Steamroller 

The sexual act of the male dragging his scrotum across the partners body in such a way that your nutsack acts as a steamroller on the partners body. This can be done both by starting at the legs and then steamrolling upwards toward the head or starting at the head and rolling your way down. Other fun things that can be done is performing the act after ejaculating on the partners body to act as lube or "ice on the road." The partner can also stick their tongue out for the steamroller to have a nice little hill to go over. This is named after the legendary town of Loogootee Indiana in which the act is performed daily by the locals.
"Hey Carson what happened with your step-sister Janice last night?"
"Not gonna spare you any details but we ended up doing The Loogootee Steamroller!"
"Woah that's pretty intense."

the soviet steamroller 

when a man positions a woman on her knees, face down, ass in the "up" position, anally inserts an open (preferably higher end) vodka bottle, inserts penis into vagina and places one foot on the back of said womans neck.
trudi liked to drink and get fucked, so i introduced the modern technique dubbed, "the soviet steamroller"

the vegan steamroller 

A sex position where tofu is prepared and cooked, then stuffed in the anus. The partner the ducks the tofu out of them and they both consume it.
Patrick and Larry bought some tofurkey for the vegan steamroller

the steam roller 

During fornication, the male takes a shit on his partners chest then uses his ball sack to spread the shit around the chest in a smooth, swirling motion. The option of jizzing down the centre of the shit smear is available at this point see tarmacing
Ed loves pulling the steam roller on Matt.

The Ol' Dragon Breath Steamroll 

Verb (used with object) Dragon Breath
1. The act of kissing someone who has offensive breath

Verb (used with object) Steamroll
1. The act of rolling over an individual in bed
To say good morning, he kissed her with his dragon breath as he steamrolled over her body saying "nothing starts off your morning right like the ol' dragon breath steamroll"