the squirties

The liquid poo result of ingesting large quantities of Fast food.
Phase 2 of the normal gastro intestinal cycle. 2nd phase of the fast food "circle of life." Phase 1 is the rumbles.

Oh jessie, I've got the squirties! I do believe I've shat on myself.

by OoklaGeezus July 01, 2005

Squirtis

Someone who constantly feels very squirty

He's so squirtis today

by Hoseph hughs May 01, 2014

squirty

1. Nasty-assed diarrhea.
2. "Voodoo Doodoo."
3. "Montezuma's revenge."

Best step back, mate! This one's gonna be a "squirty"!

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

squirty

When you put the squirt of a girl in a cup with a lollipop stick in it and freeze it in the freezer, you get a squirty. Yes, you can eat it.

Girl: You want a squirty?
Boy: Yeah Sure!
Girl: Hold on a minute.

by nicolasmotherfuckincage June 01, 2015

squirty

the girl version of jizzy

kat: omg that guy was so squirty
anna: i know right!

by katty e November 03, 2008

Dirty Squirty

Sex localised typically within the vicinity of a kitchen done in the missionary position over a boiling pot. As you fuck the girl she is aggressively unleashing a gargantuan monsoon of piss and diarrhea into said pot. The amount released increases the harder and faster each thrust.

Me and your sister in the kitchen whippin' up a Dirty Squirty

by WordToYourMother69 September 01, 2021

squirty poop

when you piss shit from yer bumhole, usually caused from being out at the taco bell

Pierat: Aye, I had a squirty poop matey.

Ratepi: Ah, 'tis the ways of the shitey seas.

by Vincepti0n February 17, 2017