the squirties 

The liquid poo result of ingesting large quantities of Fast food.
Phase 2 of the normal gastro intestinal cycle. 2nd phase of the fast food "circle of life." Phase 1 is the rumbles.

Oh jessie, I've got the squirties! I do believe I've shat on myself.

the squirties by OoklaGeezus July 1, 2005

The Squirtle

When he's laying back after conquering your fuck box with a smirk on his face and you climb over him, with cum in your pussy, and go Squirt Squirt all over this face.

Yo he was laying back looking all cool and I went over his head and used The Squirtle on him

The Squirtle by LitTitties July 21, 2019

The Squirtle

Cummimg to the sound of turtle moans

Hey step-bro, have you tried the squirtle challenge yet?

The Squirtle by Frotaku October 6, 2019

The Squirtle

When your boy laying back after pounding your fish market and you climb over his face and hit him with that squirt squirt action.

Yo he was laying back all cool and I came over cum in my pussy and used The Squirtle all over his face

The Squirtle by LitTitties July 21, 2019

the squirmies 

Slang for parasites.

Don't drink the water there, man. You'll get the squirmies.

the squirmies by SarahBLovin September 26, 2008

Squirting The Guac 

Short for squirting the guacamole. A term used to describe any venereal disease that causes eurethral leakage.

Sorry guys, I can't go out tonight. I'm squirting the guac.

You can talk the talk, but can you squirt the quac?

Squirting The Guac by Galapagos Plamondon August 27, 2007

Squirting the bird 

Sending a transmission (squirting), usually a show or demonstration, via a satellite (AKA the bird).

Hurry up! We only have 30 seconds until we start squirting the bird.

Squirting the bird by Scary Cary February 5, 2009