the spaniel
One who owns excessive amounts of Abercrombie clothes, drives a VW Touareg, and has a RAZR cell and loves his "Corn-dog Thursdays"
the spaniel by Joe April 14, 2005
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The Spaniel
Someone who will love you a little bit too much it gets creepy. They are very crazy and often do crazy things like putting Nair in places it should not be. They are kind at heart and kind of funny, but make sure to set boundaries so this soul doesn't go crazy.
The Spaniel by Iliketoesyummmm February 14, 2026
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The Cocker Spaniel
1) Caucasian-American origin dance which is performed by a young man, usually in khaki pants and a way-too-tight shirt, who's only move consists of little more than humping the left or right side of his partner arhythmically whilst both arms are raised in the air. Made famous by "A Night at the Roxbury"
2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.
2) The dance move that resembles dry-humping the left or right side of your dance partner anywhere from the hip down.
Sue: How was your date with Glen last night?
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.
Mary: Well, he took me to the club, but all he knew was The Cocker Spaniel. He got got so excited he tore my ACL.
The Cocker Spaniel by nomanbags April 2, 2010
Daniel the Cocker Spaniel
A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place
Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
Daniel the Cocker Spaniel by DanieltheCockerSpaniel12345 July 26, 2023
Corollary to the Saniel Theorem
See The Saniel Theorem
Under the Saniel Theorem, there is a 60 percent chance that Saniel will fuck up the shot, or his presence will throw the match, but there is also a 40 Percent chance of huge success.
Under the Saniel Theorem, there is a 60 percent chance that Saniel will fuck up the shot, or his presence will throw the match, but there is also a 40 Percent chance of huge success.
Corollary to the Saniel Theorem by ToshBoss January 22, 2020
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