the smack

"the greatest thing ever in it's category"

maaaan, that shit I had last night was the total smack.

by Noumenon March 18, 2004

lay the smack down

To take control of a situation with the intention of resolving it as rapidly as possible

I am gonna go in there and lay the smack down

by KaffyP February 3, 2010

right off the smack

Similar to right off the bat, right off the smack refers to the first thing that is necessary, done, or noticed. The modification of this phrase is used to ground the jargon to just getting off the effect of heroin, smack, which impairs cognitive function.

Right off the smack, if I'm gonna live here I'm going to need hot food, a hot shower, and a hot lay.

by ViHelena October 15, 2017

wax the smack

The act of masturbating, much like beating the meat, spanking the monkey, choking the chicken, etc. Made famous by Nostalgia Critic, a popular film reviewer

Nostalgia Critic: "as Peewee Herman Hey kids, crack is wack, but wax the smack. So whack off everyday!!"

by Quitopher June 5, 2017

Puttin' the Smack Down!

1. Talkin' Trash

2. Something really good or cool, or doing something really cool or good.

3. Kickin' ass!

4. Droppin' Plates

Jarrod Washburn was really "Puttin' the smack down!" in that game tonight!

by Plate Dropper July 24, 2009

to lay the smack down

Verb: to say a severely harsh comment to someone and offend them so badly they cannot look at you.

commonly used phrase: The smack down has been brought.

When Amar told Ned that he needed three sweaters to be sown together to make one of Ned's socks, he layed the smackdown so badly that Ned could not look at Amar for three weeks.

by Prophet Samuel December 8, 2004

on the smack

A very dumb and spontaneous exclamation clarifying the time, usually occurs when good slang is on the tip of one's toungue but cannot be thought of correctly.

Jake: "Well, it's 3:30 on the smack..."
Gabe: "you mean to tell me?"

by PJake January 4, 2004