Definitions by PJake

Womb of Doom 

The condition in which a life is conceived within the uterus of a person who has been infected by the HIV virus.

Source: Doctor C. Coleman M.D.

John came into this world through the Womb of Doom... now he is very sick.

Womb of Doom by PJake May 24, 2004

whoreble 

(adj): The state of being so much a whore that it is horribly painful for anyone to lay eyes upon said whore (or to try to get with said whore)

Jake: My eyes!!!
Gabe: What happened?
Jake: I saw Danette!!!
Gabe: Oh shit, that musta been whoreble!

whoreble by PJake February 21, 2004

H30 

The chemical formula for the Homestead City Water, consisting of 2 Hydrogens, 1 Oxygen and 1 Homestygen. Known to be fatal if consumed or if it were to come in contact with the skin, hair, eyes, and virtually any part of the body imaginable. Fatal to all things, living or not.

Zahid: "That water is black?"
Terrell: "That is not water. That, my friend, is H30."

H30 by PJake January 7, 2004

zip it up and zip it out 

A saying used to say goodbye to what is usually a caucasian business man with no knowledge of slang in order to confound and embarrass them.

George: "So that'll close off the deal? Great. You have a good weekend Dave."

Dave: "Aight man, zip it up and zip it out!"

George: "Uhh...zippity doo dah! bye bye!"

zip it up and zip it out by PJake January 5, 2004

zapped 

to be in a situation of great misfortune

Gabe: "I got AIDS man..."
Jake: "...you have been ZAPPED!"

zapped by PJake January 4, 2004

oh snap 

An exclamation of surprise upon the learning of surprising information, be it good or bad, but usually used for good.

Jake: "Hey Zahid, they're serving pizza that was actually prepared today in lunch!"
Zahid: "Oh snap!"

oh snap by PJake January 4, 2004

on the smack

A very dumb and spontaneous exclamation clarifying the time, usually occurs when good slang is on the tip of one's toungue but cannot be thought of correctly.

Jake: "Well, it's 3:30 on the smack..."
Gabe: "you mean to tell me?"

on the smack by PJake January 4, 2004