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the sites 

When rural towns are starting to be developed by people commuting from D.C large strings of cookie cutter houses are built. Before they are finished they're called sites, the sites are a spot where rural kids sneak out and get fucked up
Guy one: wanna party at the sites tonight, I got Coors light and we're gonna have a bonfire

Me: I'm down like four flat tires brutha
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0.5 on the sides

A haircut that has been done nicely, only a group of metes can be part of this clan.
I got that 0.5 on the sides
0.5 on the sides by Harrynicely January 11, 2014

The sipes 

Extrodanarialy clumsy, usually sluring its words, probably in trouble and is madly in love
"hey did u see what the sipes did yesterday?"

"oh Yeah how long do you think he will be suspended for?"
The sipes by The greasel April 30, 2009

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Hitting The Sides 

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.
Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.

touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice
i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides
touching the sides by jaffaw July 16, 2009

the site map 

Noun: 1)A crude stick figure drawing of the drawer anally raping the viewer of the picture, usually shown to the "victim" after tricking them into thinking that the drawing is going to be something, preferably something serious or interesting.
2) A Web Comic based upon faux cryptofacist social commentary: http://sitemap.keenspace.com

Verb: The act of giving someone a site map.
He said that my estranged father had finally contacted him about wanting to meet me, but when he gave me the note, it was the fucking site map.
the site map by wangio May 13, 2005
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