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the sites 

When rural towns are starting to be developed by people commuting from D.C large strings of cookie cutter houses are built. Before they are finished they're called sites, the sites are a spot where rural kids sneak out and get fucked up
Guy one: wanna party at the sites tonight, I got Coors light and we're gonna have a bonfire

Me: I'm down like four flat tires brutha
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0.5 on the sides

A haircut that has been done nicely, only a group of metes can be part of this clan.
I got that 0.5 on the sides
0.5 on the sides by Harrynicely January 11, 2014

The sipes 

Extrodanarialy clumsy, usually sluring its words, probably in trouble and is madly in love
"hey did u see what the sipes did yesterday?"

"oh Yeah how long do you think he will be suspended for?"
The sipes by The greasel April 30, 2009

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Hitting The Sides 

When engaging in vaginal sex you have a short penis, you can only hit the sides.
Tony always says "Hitting the Sides", because he doesn't know what bottom is.

touching the sides

when you have something to eat and it's not satisfying you can describe as not touching the sides, can also be used to refer to a loose orifice
i was banging this girl and it just wasn't touching the sides
touching the sides by jaffaw July 16, 2009

the site map 

Noun: 1)A crude stick figure drawing of the drawer anally raping the viewer of the picture, usually shown to the "victim" after tricking them into thinking that the drawing is going to be something, preferably something serious or interesting.
2) A Web Comic based upon faux cryptofacist social commentary: http://sitemap.keenspace.com

Verb: The act of giving someone a site map.
He said that my estranged father had finally contacted him about wanting to meet me, but when he gave me the note, it was the fucking site map.
the site map by wangio May 13, 2005
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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