Noun: 1)A crude stick figure drawing of the drawer anally raping the viewer of the picture, usually shown to the "victim" after tricking them into thinking that the drawing is going to be something, preferably something serious or interesting.
2) A Web Comic based upon faux cryptofacist social commentary: http://sitemap.keenspace.com
Verb: The act of giving someone a site map.
He said that my estranged father had finally contacted him about wanting to meet me, but when he gave me the note, it was the fucking site map.
1) verb. To nearly fuck something up entirely through sheer mediocrity.
2) interjection. A phrase uttered by the woefully sub-par.
3) noun. A pointless, uncostumed crunchy effected by silver for no readily appearant reason.
"No, you're not."