the shitface 

A front presented to deceive someone and string them along, only to then sell them out. This is most commonly used in discussions on politics or geopolitics to ridicule someone's misplaced trust. Generally followed by an obnoxious number of crying-laughing emojis.

"I can't believe you fell for it again. Bernie got you with the shitface! LOL He says he's anti-capitalist, but all he did was sheepdog you back into the Democrats."

"You voted 'America First' but you got 'Israel First' again lmaooooo Trump got you with the shitface!"

the shitface by Duval till we die mfer February 28, 2025

the "shit" face 

the awful churn of your face (and stomach) when you walk into a bathroom stall of a crowded bathroom right after the stall user before you's lunch was from an undercooked chinese place...
-or the look on your face after realizing the Chinese food was undercooked, and now passing its way down your esophogus :)

"Dude, it was awful I went into the Walmart bathroom today and was lucky to finally get a stall, but I didn't realize how unlucky I was. Man I almost lost my lunch after smelling that women's stomach contents. you shoulda seen the "shit" face.

the "shit" face by female:mbrown December 22, 2008

The Shit Face 

The Shit Face is a sexual act involving two consenting adults. It involves two people in a 69 sex position, but the male's face, tongue, and mouth is in the girl's asshole, while the girl shits into his mouth. The same can be applied to gay men, lesbians, or homeless people.

Stanley: Bro, you did not do The Shit Face last night with Monica, did you?
Chester: I definitely did, and I tasted fresh poop from her asshole. She gave me The Shit Face last night and it was awesome!
Stanley: You're sick, man. You need help.
Chester: Don't knock it till you try it, bro.
Stanley: No man, just no.

The Shit Face by efishies15 January 25, 2019

The Shitfaced John 

a Rocket Palmer with a minimum of 2 shots of Vodka added to the mix.

this Rocket Palmer sure would be tasty with some Vodka. How about The Shitfaced John?

The Shitfaced John by masters of mixology September 23, 2011