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the shag

When a females pussy ,region is hairy;usually all the same length. Also is well groomed but has a distinct smell.
The man felt the shag and immediately pulled out of her grotesque vagina and punched her right in the couter then sharted on her bed
by John foot-penis July 7, 2014
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What the Shag

An alternative to the endlessly popular 'What the fuck', and a nice way to express surprise, disbelief or disgust with a bit of flamboyance. Some find the word 'shag' to be ugly in the mouth, but for those who are comfortable with using it, 'What the shag' can be a lovely addition to their foul diction.
"Hey, I just got plastic surgery to increase my ankle size."

"What the shag? Why?"
by Profanity Diction March 29, 2015
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suck it outa the shag

In beer pong, the act that must be performed by a player who throws a pingpong ball so vigorously at the opposing player's cup that the cup spills and the contents of said cup are spilled onto the carpet.
Boy 1 throws the ping pong ball at Boy 2's cup, and the cup spills.

Boy 1 - "Uhh... What happens now?"
Boy 2 - "Just fill the cup up and drink it, but just know usually they'd make you suck it outa the shag!"
by Lukeapotomous January 23, 2011
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shag the haggis

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!
by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016
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shag the haggis

Possible Local Usage: "So there I wiz, chompin doon on ma deep fried mars bar an chips when some tube started shaggin the haggis and pit me right oaf."

Translation: "I was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appetite."

Local Usage: "Ho, haggis shagger, gonna play Stairway man? Ho ho..."

Translation: "I say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amusement of me and my chums?"

Local Usage: "Jim, shag the haggis for us."

Translation: "James my good man, play the pipes would you."
by Ross Douglas February 29, 2008
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shag the sheep

by Jzdawg November 25, 2016
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shag the vicar

an expression used when in total shock or when something unbeleivale happens.
Bill - "so i was having sex with my friends mom and the cops burst into the room searched my clothes and found 10 gramms of cocaine in the pockets"

Ben - "Shag the vicar!..."
by CarrotCheese October 24, 2007
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