the shag 

When a females pussy ,region is hairy;usually all the same length. Also is well groomed but has a distinct smell.

The man felt the shag and immediately pulled out of her grotesque vagina and punched her right in the couter then sharted on her bed

the shag by John foot-penis July 7, 2014

What the Shag 

An alternative to the endlessly popular 'What the fuck', and a nice way to express surprise, disbelief or disgust with a bit of flamboyance. Some find the word 'shag' to be ugly in the mouth, but for those who are comfortable with using it, 'What the shag' can be a lovely addition to their foul diction.

"Hey, I just got plastic surgery to increase my ankle size."

"What the shag? Why?"

What the Shag by Profanity Diction March 29, 2015

suck it outa the shag

In beer pong, the act that must be performed by a player who throws a pingpong ball so vigorously at the opposing player's cup that the cup spills and the contents of said cup are spilled onto the carpet.

Boy 1 throws the ping pong ball at Boy 2's cup, and the cup spills.

Boy 1 - "Uhh... What happens now?"
Boy 2 - "Just fill the cup up and drink it, but just know usually they'd make you suck it outa the shag!"

suck it outa the shag by Lukeapotomous January 23, 2011

shag the haggis 

Literally means sex with sheep

Johnny said he likes to shag the haggis. What a pervert!

shag the haggis by anonymous1717 October 15, 2016

shag the haggis 

Scottish slang for playing the bagpipes.

Possible Local Usage: "So there I wiz, chompin doon on ma deep fried mars bar an chips when some tube started shaggin the haggis and pit me right oaf."

Translation: "I was in the process of eating ones supper when a stranger began playing the bagpipes which made me lose my appetite."

Local Usage: "Ho, haggis shagger, gonna play Stairway man? Ho ho..."

Translation: "I say, bagpiper, would you care to attempt to play a tune not written for your instrument and subsequently have a heart attack for the amusement of me and my chums?"

Local Usage: "Jim, shag the haggis for us."

Translation: "James my good man, play the pipes would you."

shag the haggis by Ross Douglas February 29, 2008

shag the sheep 

To jerk off

I saw you shag the sheep in bed the other night

shag the sheep by Jzdawg November 25, 2016

shag the vicar 

an expression used when in total shock or when something unbeleivale happens.

Bill - "so i was having sex with my friends mom and the cops burst into the room searched my clothes and found 10 gramms of cocaine in the pockets"

Ben - "Shag the vicar!..."

shag the vicar by CarrotCheese October 24, 2007