The schlitz
When you wake up after a night of heavy drinking and your bowel movements are both urgent and diarrhea. Can last beyond your first movement.
The schlitz by DrDeadAche September 7, 2017
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Fitzing the schlitz
When two people engage in this, you'll know. Open a window, turn on a fan, and hope you're not a direct relative of either party.
Brad: "Dude, open a window, I just smelled them fitzing the schlitz."
Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"
Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"
Tim: Commits seppuku
Tim: "Shit, that was my cousin"
Brad: "Dude, you just got fitzed by relation"
Tim: Commits seppuku
Fitzing the schlitz by Larroldo Rivera December 27, 2008
Related Words
Weinering the Schnitzel
intercourse in´ter-kors
1. mutual exchange.
2. sexual intercourse.
sexual intercourse
1. coitus.
2. any physical contact between two individuals involving stimulation of the genital organs of at least one.
1. mutual exchange.
2. sexual intercourse.
sexual intercourse
1. coitus.
2. any physical contact between two individuals involving stimulation of the genital organs of at least one.
“What were Faith and Mark doing last night?” Alexa replied “weinering the Schnitzle.” “What’s that?” Alexa replies “ weinering the schnitzel means having Sexual intercourse”
Weinering the Schnitzel by BeBeFeFe12 December 1, 2018
The Schnitz
Wienerschnitzel, Fast food franchise. Also refering to the bodily malady suffered after eating at said fast food franchise.
The Schnitz by simp June 21, 2007
Dropping the schnitzel
"Hey Mandy, Your shirt is so Dropping the schnitzel!"
"Fo' schnitzel"
"Dude, that movie was so good, I dropped the schnitzel! "
"Fo' schnitzel"
"Dude, that movie was so good, I dropped the schnitzel! "
Dropping the schnitzel by big betty July 31, 2008
The "Schnitzel"
To coat your partner in flour, "egg" them and coat the mwith breadcrumbs.
Very common practice in Austria.
Very common practice in Austria.
The "Schnitzel" by aSLACHSNUTTEN March 28, 2017
schnitzel the pork
schnitzel the pork by bbee_2000001233 November 7, 2017
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