The Satins

The Satins is a disease that starts as an infection when a circumcision is done, which slowly turns the stub the person has left into a blood/cum oozing mess.

doctor:OMG!!!!
patient:What's wrong??!!
doctor:the operation has gone wrong.......you have The Satins!!!!!
patient:Wtf is that?
doctor:look it up on the urban dictionary,the artical is by a handsome chap called Tristan.
Patient:???????

The Satins by tristan teh terrible June 4, 2017

the Barney Stinson effect 

The phenomenon that men are instantly more attractive when they are wearing formal attire, especially suits. (Based on the character Barney Stinson from the sitcom 'How I Met Your Mother')

Girl 1: Man, that guy is deeeelicious
Girl 2: It's just the Barney Stinson effect!

Girl 1: Is that Tom? Man, he looks waaaay hotter than usual
Girl 2: Duh, he's wearing a suit. It's the Barney Stinson effect

the Barney Stinson effect by RandomHipsterChick May 17, 2014

Satine and the Penniless Poet 

1. True Love

2. Fictional Characters in the (2001) acclaimed film, Moulin Rouge.

Satine and the Penniless Poet fell in a deep love.

Satine and the Penniless Poet by Mimosa 'Mineko Iwasaki' January 16, 2007

THE Bean Scene-sations 

A group composed of three young lads whom religiously pass the georgia line, pray to the sweaters of bill cosby, and quote everything quoatable that could ever be quoted.

memebers consist of

Philis Austrialaaaa(the hankinator appreciator)
BEEFoid los angelies(Rosie o'donnels personal assistant extrodinare)
Shellaphant Grylls(the bean scene queen)

Bean enemies-Squeencie and the Turfs

Been seen is a seen of human beings.human beings seen to make beans.

the bean scene-sations sing cher whilst quoting bear.

THE Bean Scene-sations by Debbieslaughteringeyeballs August 1, 2008

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed 

Sex don't sleep when the lights are off.

person 1: Blood still stains when the sheets are washed
person 2: Sex don't sleep when the lights are off
person 3: Kids are still depressed when you dress them up
person 4: and syrup is still syrup in a sippy cup

Blood still stains when the sheets are washed by syrupisstillsyrupinasippycup. February 17, 2024

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry 

Consequently what I have accomplished by the submission of this article. Please, read on. The satirical example below is entirely for your enjoyment.

- You know what really is a waste of valuable time and proof that you have no life to speak of?
- No, but now I'm curious, enlighten me.
- The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry.
- You're right. Anyone who would do that is nought but a despondent pariah; a social outcast; an antisocial recluse; an awkward shit you might say.

The Invention Of A Very Long Phrase In Order To Achieve Recognition On A Renowned Lexicographically Based Web Site With The Sole Intention Of Satisfying Ones Desire To Submit Potentially The Longest Entry by Thomas Leone October 18, 2009

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<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling.

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<.7.9.7.6.>eave tabut satisfying. Push yourself to get on top of your workload early in the day, then relax later on while your rivals are still struggling. by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025