The Reserve 

The girl that you've been dating for years and are now cheating on but won't leave you. She has no idea and believes everything you say. She also doesn't question spending entire weekends with your "friends".

Me: What are you doing this weekend?

Friend: The reserves planned a girl's night, so I told my reserve that I was going to hang out with you... You got me covered???

The Reserve by abramm24 March 25, 2009

The Goddamn Reserve Challenge 

To travel around every Native reservation within a given province/or state and impregnate one in each reserve.

Dude 1: "Holy faaack dude, I just finished The Goddamn Reserve Challenge!"
Dude 2: "Fuck bro, you better be ready to be raped by child support."

The Goddamn Reserve Challenge by SnagginWagon March 29, 2015

the carnal reserve bank 

Analogous to the federal reserve bank except for the spank bank. The carnal reserve bank is the central location in the brain where all pornographic,erotic and sexy images,scenarios and fantasies are stored for spanking stimulation.Where as the spank bank stores recent and favorite images,the carnal reserve bank keeps older or less frequently used images.

I got tired of whacking off to the same old fantasy so I summoned up some different material from the carnal reserve bank.

the carnal reserve bank by wolfbait51 September 28, 2011

off the reservation 

Crazy, as used in "Wedding Crashers".

I'm terrified of this girl. She's completely off the reservation.

off the reservation by JtotheL April 13, 2006

Off the reservation 

Highly offensive saying referring to American Indians that have left the reservation.

That crazy drunk, he's gone off the reservation.

Off the reservation by ClancyMan September 4, 2015

Off the reservation 

When one or more members of a group (temporarily or permanently) splinter off to do something or behave in a way seen as unfavorable by their peers.

Miles: Wheres Doug at and what with all the commotion?

Fido: Yo, he's off the reservation, says hole 9 is rigged and is on a rampage, we gotta bounce before he drags us into this.

Miles: ... Yeah, that dumb ass is on his own, I ain't getting banned from Scandia cause he sucks at mini-golf.

Ashley: So there's a line for the bathroom so that drunk bitch is pooping in a trashcan.

Beth: Omfg shes so far off the reservation, I'm done her nasty ass, she can find new friends

Ashley: I know right, I don't think she even has anything to use for tp. Eww

Off the reservation by Maxdout June 12, 2021

Calling in the reserves 

When just been dumped or let down by a gal/guy, to call up an old friend or ex who desperately fancies you, so you can get your hole.

Guy 1.Hey, I just heard the bad news. Sorry man.

Guy 2.Ah, it's ok...better call in the reserves though. what's Dawn's number again?

Calling in the reserves by Biafra J July 11, 2004