What you call someone that looks like a bird. Usually has a peak shaped nose, a nasal voice and no neck.
Friend: I don't know what to be for Halloween.
Me: You should be a Parakeet, you have the nose for it.
Friend: Let's not forget your sausage nose...
Me: Fuck you Bird Seed Breathe.
The girl that you've been dating for years and are now cheating on but won't leave you. She has no idea and believes everything you say. She also doesn't question spending entire weekends with your "friends".
Me: What are you doing this weekend?
Friend: The reserves planned a girl's night
, so I told my reserve that I was going to hang out with you... You got me covered???
A member of the military that only talks about getting deployed to "The Desert". Usually gets deployed to a very safe area where enemy fire is hundreds of miles away.
Me: Hey, my name is Montey.
Desert Fox: Oh yeah, well I'll be deploying to the desert soon.
Desert Fox: Nah... some safe base in Kuwait.