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fuck the recession 

a term used by someone who is fucking rich and continues to spend big money despite a recession.
1. poor ass: hey dude you been spending big lately

rich ass: yeh fuck the recession

2. poor ass: hey dude we are in a recession

rich ass: yeh fuck the recession
fuck the recession by mc tee June 10, 2009

Sars II: The reckoning

Sars II: The reckoning is the second coming of the much loved sars corona virus. Commonly contacted after eating raw bats, or tonguing out an infected pigs rectum, it is still less deadly than living under a communist government. Many people who contract the virus go on to become a Covid plague rat, and many carriers are a Filthy Chinaman.
"oh my god, I can't breathe. I think that filthy Chinaman has infected me with Sars II: The reckoning".

the recession 

Where you use the same condom for a week.
I'm so poor I can't afford new condoms I'm in the recession.
the recession by hopkins and cruz December 30, 2009

The Reck it Ralph finisher 

where you get a Reck it Ralph body pillow after sex nut in the body pillow and make the girl drink it
she kept begging for round two but I just hit her with The Reck it Ralph finisher

The Recession 

A common phrase used to blame the problems of a person on the current recession
I heard STDS are caused by The Recession
The Recession by not2pac July 6, 2011

The Great Recession 

A major economic contraction which began in 2008. The Great Recession featured the collapse or nationalization of many banks and investment houses. Characterized by a torrent of panicky headlines from the bloodthirsty vultures in America's piss-yellow newsrooms, who tried their damnedest to make us all believe that this was the worst it's been "since the Great Depression."
The Great Recession was the best opportunity yet to rob the public purse in order to bail out the rich-ass hedge fund managers and their golfing buddies.
The Great Recession by rainbow coma February 6, 2009
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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