The Rabbi 

This procedure starts by secereting a form of holy cleansant onto a womans face. This is skeet. You then procede to rip off the nearest available source of pubes and stick them to the cleansed area, aged semen is the prefered glue. After this you must shit on the top of their head to give them a yamaka and anally fist them to ensure they arent hiding any pennies from the rabbi.

That jew loves the rabbi. She must be that transvestite Eli Colman I keep hearing about.

The Rabbi by enormous penis January 3, 2008

The Rabbi Gordon

A classic Freehold Brooklyn cocktail consisting of a pint glass filled with a double Jameson and ginger ale, a few swift dashes of angostura bitters, a squeezed lime for zesty pleasure, and two straws... a la faccia (to the face).

"Allow myself to Rabbi... myself." OR "Paging Dr. Gordon." OR "I'm about to fuck shit up with The Rabbi Gordon"

The Rabbi Gordon by Mike Ivers January 1, 2017

Fuck the Rabbi 

When you royally screw things up. "Fucking the rabbi" requires an epic level of messing up, like getting yourself caught in a blizzard in Buffalo, when you were trying to secretly hook up with the Rabbi behind your family's back, leading to your deeds being publicly revealed as you can't fly home to cover your tracks.

"Wow, Nicole, how did you manage to fuck the rabbi so badly?"

Fuck the Rabbi by Life_of_Pie December 28, 2022

Hit the Rabbi

1. Mess up royally
2. screw the pooch
3. embarrassing mistake/awkward interaction
4. fuck up ftw

My colleague sure "hit the rabbi" at the meeting today.

My stepsister can't drive; she needs a lesson on driving or else she will "hit the rabbi".

We made fun of my grandma, she sure knew "how to hit the rabbi" at the dinner table.

Man, I really hit the rabbi at work today. I'll be surprised if I'm still here tomorrow after my boss finds out what happened.

Hit the Rabbi by Mello dawg January 17, 2012

Inspecting the rabbi’s work 

A Jewish male innuendo for masturbation.

“Hey, where’s Ari?”
“Oh, I think he’s in his room, inspecting the rabbi’s work.”

Inspecting the rabbi’s work by Bill Erman May 20, 2018

The priest and the rabbi 

A joke.
There was this priest and a rabbi.

The priest says to the rabbi,"Why don't you ever eat any ham"?
The rabbi says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says th the priest,"Why don't you ever fuck any women"?
The priest says,"It against my religion".
The rabbi says,"you ought a try it. It's better than ham".

Did you hear the one about the priest and the rabbi?

The priest and the rabbi by Deep blue 2012 April 18, 2010

the kneeling rabbi 

When a man inserts his beard into a woman's vagina and performs oral sex. A long beard is required to correctly perform this act.

Prepare yourself, for I am about to give you the kneeling rabbi!

the kneeling rabbi by Big Yetti April 25, 2011