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the poly 

a nickname for walt disney world's polynesian resort. it's famous for its beautiful scenery, tiki torches, and actual hawaiian fire breathers/dancers/hula instructors. it's the closest you can get to hawaii without actually going there. many famous people (including lucille ball, etc) have stayed there.
"dude, the poly is the sweetest resort, ever."
the poly by vixy December 19, 2007
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Frolicking with the polycorns 

To ingest a recreational dosage of DXM(Dextromethorphan)
We all bought some cough syrup so that we would be frolicking with the polycorns.

The Polyphonic Spree 

Large band in which every member wears sheets. Their music seems inspirational and positive.
The Polyphonic Spree is an interesting band
The Polyphonic Spree by 1069 October 14, 2005

The Polyphonic Spree 

The most amazing band ever. Consisting of 20 something members playing nearly every instrument known to man (including the thermin!).

The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle 

When you, allegedly, murder a victim and stuff them in a freezer for a week only to violate the body in any orifice that pleases the individual preforming The Polynesian Cumsicle, filling the victim up with seminal fluids, putting a popsicle stick in said orifice, returning them to the freezer and presenting the gift to the next victim. Once the next victim has put the treat in their mouth, The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle starts again.
"Did you hear about the weird guy down the street?"
"Yeah I heard he put some hookers through the The Polynesian Cumsicle Cycle."

removed the polymorphic 

used when you want to sound smart but don't know what you're talking about

it was coined by PirateSoftware
We pulled it out into assembly, grabbed the code cave from it and removed the polymorphic
removed the polymorphic by chaeynz September 1, 2025

The Seattle Polycule 

A joke originating from a Clickhole article, The Seattle Polycule is exactly what it says it is--a vague, unfathomably large polycule that apparently contains all the polygamous people in Seattle, Washington. Usually comes up either in context of surprisingly involved polygamous relationships, or Seattle.
"28 people? That's like... 0.5% of the Seattle Polycule!"

"Hey man, I left something over at the Lotte Hotel in Washington, got any advice?"
"Yeah, just ask The Seattle Polycule. They'll get on it quickly."
The Seattle Polycule by Camwood October 22, 2023