47 definitions by 1069

Sour Patch Kids

Kick ass candy from Canada. Starts out sour, then turns sweet. It may or may not give you the worse smelling gas ever.

Ingredients:

Sugar, Invert Sugar, Corn Syrup, Modified Corn Starch, Tartaric Acid, Citric Acid, Natural Artificial Flavoring, Yellow 6, Red 40, Yellow 5 and Blue 1.

Sour Patch Kids are awesome man.

by 1069 May 17, 2006

Simple Plan

1. A plan that's simple.

2. A band from Canada responsible for hits like "I'm Just A Kid", "I'd Do Anything", "Addicted", "Perfect", "Shut Up", "Welcome To My Life" and "Untitled" (Which has a drunk driving themed video) Well hated by people who think its not "real" or "quality" music

1. Hey, I got a simple plan for you.

2. Simple Plan coming up next on 103.5 KISS FM.

by 1069 August 1, 2005

AIM

Instant messanger service and software.

The software sucks. Don't download it. It runs as slow as a turtle and displays all kinds of ads and contains spyware. Use Trillian instead to prevent frustration and viruses.

SHIT. AIM comes with Viewpoint Media Player. Aw crap more popups.

by 1069 October 25, 2005

Dell

A computer sold mostly off the internet, via newspaper ads and TV ads. It comes pre loaded with all kinds of crap software that is useless. After all that is uninstalled it becomes a pretty decent computer for the cheap price. A fresh XP install is recommended.

Dude, you're getting a Dell! Hold on lemmie grab some weed.

by 1069 August 1, 2005

short film

1) A film that's short
2) An MJ video

Ok we're going to watch a short film here

by 1069 October 28, 2006

Celine Dion

French Canadian female soft rock/AC singer. Responsible for such hits as My Heart Will Go On from Titanic, Where Does My Heart Beat Now, The Power Of Love, It's All Coming Back To Me Now and others.

Celine Dion sings a lot of soft rock music.

by 1069 August 19, 2006

Fergie

Skanky lead singer of the Black Eyed Peas formerly in the girl group Wild Orchid.

Fergie sings in BEP.

by 1069 September 25, 2006