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asperger's syndrome 

A form of autism believe it or not. Named after Hans Asperger.
Aspergers Syndrome can be mild or extreme. Its a gift and a curse at the same time.

Its known mostly for being a social issue. People with it can walk and talk like normal people but the ability to handle talking with people, dealing with people, understand social "cues" and even so much as going up and asking for a new cheeseburger in a restaurant if it is made wrong without feeling like a complete idiot and fearing what the people working there are thinking of them can and will be VERY hard. In other cases, so much as walking down the street is a problem for these people.

People with aspergers syndrome often have very small interests for example computers or radio or a certain TV show or music. Because of their lack of the ability to deal with people, people with this issue often stick to themselfs. Often in their rooms. They learn about their favorite subjects to the point of having encyclopedic knowldege of the subject. This is partially where the term "little professer" came from.

Aspergers Syndrome comes with a few additional problems. People with it often have strong OCD and deal with panic attacks.

Poeple with it have problems being touched. So much as being hugged or touched by their parents, family or anybody even close to them can be a very bad expirence for them.
grooming, wearing of socks, can be a problem.
bad posture is also a common problem with people with aspergers syndrome.
A mild form of autism is known as asperger's syndrome.
asperger's syndrome by 1069 February 5, 2007

boot camp 

Alternative to jail for teenagers where you're treated like you're in the military.

Where Maury sends out of control teenagers.
Alright you're going to boot camp
boot camp by 1069 November 11, 2006

short film 

1) A film that's short
2) An MJ video
Ok we're going to watch a short film here
short film by 1069 October 28, 2006
Premium channel from the people who brought you HBO. Known for airing a lot of soft core porn.
Let's all go watch Cinemax.
Cinemax by 1069 September 26, 2006
Skanky lead singer of the Black Eyed Peas formerly in the girl group Wild Orchid.
Fergie sings in BEP.
Fergie by 1069 September 25, 2006

Panic! At The Disco 

1) The act of panicing at a disco.

2) A pop rock band that sounds a lot like Fall Out Boy Known for having long and strange song titles that have nothing to do with the lyrics.
Panic! At The Disco.
There is panicing at the disco right now.
Panic! At The Disco by 1069 September 20, 2006
Satellite radio service where high profile radio personalities (Howard Stern, Cousin Brucie, etc) go when they get pissed at regular radio.
Sirius by 1069 September 18, 2006