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the plastic by every March 20, 2008
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The Plastic Hammer
A small blue plastic hammer of approximately 6 inches in length, owned by Mary, used for certain offensive purposes. Unlike Maxwell's famous Silver Hammer, Mary's Plastic Hammer is incapable of killing anyone, or even doing any significant damage. Instead, any individual who is hit on the head with the hammer is immediately turned into a nerd upon impact.
Little Mary had been playing with The Plastic Hammer for an hour or so when she became bored and tossed it behind her back, hitting Maxwell, her older brother, in the head and turning him into a nerd for the rest of his life.
The Plastic Hammer by Encyclopedia Shitannica January 26, 2014
The Plastic Addict
A hilarious set of videos on YouTube showcasing only the worst and most inappropriate Transformers toys, hosted by TJ Omega.
The Plastic Addict by Kaymactimus August 11, 2010
The Plastic Sisterhood
The Plastic Sisterhood (noun, proper) / ðə ˈplæstɪk ˈsɪstərhʊd /
1. A global geopolitical alliance of high-profile, sub-tropical coastal metropolises that mutually conspire to pass themselves off as equatorial paradises. These cities share identical DNA: hyper-dense skylines, premium beach veneers, automated drip irrigation, and a absolute refusal to admit they are located well outside the tropics.
2. The global corporate syndicate of Postcard Syndrome. A network of cities that look identical in July real estate brochures, but collectively turn into a shared graveyard of brown mush when the upper-atmosphere jet streams dip.
🌍 Charter Members of the Sisterhood
• Miami, USA 🇺🇸 & Brisbane, Australia 🇦🇺: The glamorous Western anchors. They dictate the global standard for the "Neon Pink Veneer," pretending the Caribbean and the Great Barrier Reef are right in their backyards while secretly dodging sub-freezing advective fronts.
• Shenzhen, China 🇨🇳 & Taipei, Taiwan 🇹🇼: The industrial powerhouses of the Sisterhood. They pass Köppen classification systems on paper by a hair, but live in terror of Siberian monsoons turning their expensive city-center landscaping into industrial compost.
• Cabo San Lucas, Mexico 🇲🇽 & Ashkelon alongside Eilat, Israel 🇮🇱 : The Desert Barbies. They run entirely on artificial life-support and automated drip irrigation, pretending the arid desert is secretly Maui until the intense winter radiational chills drop the mask.
1. A global geopolitical alliance of high-profile, sub-tropical coastal metropolises that mutually conspire to pass themselves off as equatorial paradises. These cities share identical DNA: hyper-dense skylines, premium beach veneers, automated drip irrigation, and a absolute refusal to admit they are located well outside the tropics.
2. The global corporate syndicate of Postcard Syndrome. A network of cities that look identical in July real estate brochures, but collectively turn into a shared graveyard of brown mush when the upper-atmosphere jet streams dip.
🌍 Charter Members of the Sisterhood
• Miami, USA 🇺🇸 & Brisbane, Australia 🇦🇺: The glamorous Western anchors. They dictate the global standard for the "Neon Pink Veneer," pretending the Caribbean and the Great Barrier Reef are right in their backyards while secretly dodging sub-freezing advective fronts.
• Shenzhen, China 🇨🇳 & Taipei, Taiwan 🇹🇼: The industrial powerhouses of the Sisterhood. They pass Köppen classification systems on paper by a hair, but live in terror of Siberian monsoons turning their expensive city-center landscaping into industrial compost.
• Cabo San Lucas, Mexico 🇲🇽 & Ashkelon alongside Eilat, Israel 🇮🇱 : The Desert Barbies. They run entirely on artificial life-support and automated drip irrigation, pretending the arid desert is secretly Maui until the intense winter radiational chills drop the mask.
“The tourism boards of Miami and Shenzhen are basically the leaders of the Plastic Sisterhood. They will show you 4K drone footage of a coconut tree in July, but they’ll go dead silent the second a polar vortex makes the global headlines.”
“The travel vloggers love to film the luxury resorts in Eilat and Al Wajh and claim they feel just like the Maldives. Don't fall for it; it’s the peak of the Desert Barbie Gang. One major infrastructure glitch or an unbuffered continental winter blast, and that entire lush oasis reverts right back to an arid gravel pit.”
“The travel vloggers love to film the luxury resorts in Eilat and Al Wajh and claim they feel just like the Maldives. Don't fall for it; it’s the peak of the Desert Barbie Gang. One major infrastructure glitch or an unbuffered continental winter blast, and that entire lush oasis reverts right back to an arid gravel pit.”
The Plastic Sisterhood by Subtropical_Realist October 8, 2026
stick a chick without the plastic
"Did you stick that chick without the plastic?"
"Helll nah brah. I always wear a condom. I ain't tryin to be a baby daddy."
Also, National Stick a Chick Without the Plastic Day is celebrated every year on February 7.
"Helll nah brah. I always wear a condom. I ain't tryin to be a baby daddy."
Also, National Stick a Chick Without the Plastic Day is celebrated every year on February 7.
stick a chick without the plastic by DurtyD22 February 24, 2011
beat the plastic
When a girl masturbates with a dildo. If she masturbates with a metal object, then the phrase would be beat the steel.
beat the plastic by Crazybmws April 1, 2011
pulling the plastic
Pulling the plastic is when you are roach coaching a clip that is burning so low that the plastic is on fire and you are inhaling (pulling) the plastic smoke
Conor: What was wrong with Lee last night he was acting weird
Ryan c: Lee was wildin last night, he was straight pulling the plastic
Ryan c: Lee was wildin last night, he was straight pulling the plastic
pulling the plastic by Joeseph albert November 18, 2018
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
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Your hand that you masturbate with.
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Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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