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Someone who annoys you by not doing anything, just by being them. AKA the disease of being annoying.
When she walks in the room she gives me the pip.
The Pip by Reggie Hammer February 24, 2005
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The Pip Scott Claw 

an action created where the hand is raised in the shape of a "claw" by ones self and thrown around another persons neck or body, in order to ensnare them and prevent escape whilst going in for the kiss.
Man 1: He's got the Pip Scott Claw ready!

Man 2: He is definitely going to get with her!

lick the pip

When one stimulates the rim of the anal cavaity with their tonge (also known as rim-job)
Charles gasped as Victoria slowly began to lick the pip.
lick the pip by CAJMJS April 5, 2016

Twirl The Pip 

A derogatory term for someone who smokes hard drugs from a crack pipe (pip). Usually while smoking the substance inside the pipe, the user will rotate or ‘twirl’ the pipe to ensure it is heated evenly.
I’m not giving you another $20 just so you can twirl the pip.
Twirl The Pip by SC0RRO April 29, 2025

Tip the Pip

To tip the pip means to warn, or give a hint for someone that they're getting fired (Aka the pip), it is generally badly seen among corporations
Employee 1 : Hey Number 2, you've become the pip.
Employee 2: What? That can't be!
Employee 3: Number 1, you've become the pip for tip the pip
Employee 1: What? That can't be!
Employee 4: Number 3, you've become the...
Tip the Pip by AyanoFewy May 17, 2026

pip pip the diddly do 

A different term for smash, bang, etc.
"Did you pip pip the diddly do last night?"

pip pip the ooga booza

The act of slamming your face at a solid .1mph into a desk and singing "Sweet Home Alabama" then kissing your drunken Uncle and dancing like a Gorilla.
Yeah man the part where he did the pip pip the ooga booza was crazy man, It was splendid, I wonder if you know we can maybe do that someday... Unless you know, you're a little fucking bitch.
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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