The Pip

Someone who annoys you by not doing anything, just by being them. AKA the disease of being annoying.

When she walks in the room she gives me the pip.

by Reggie Hammer February 24, 2005

pip pip

Mock-pompous English greeting which conveys jocular familiarity on the recipient. Sometimes used in conjunction with "What ho!" and "Old bean" for maximum effect. Derived from PG Wodehouse's Jeeves and Wooster.

Edmund: All right, where is the malingering git?
George: Hello, Cap! Pip pip, Balders! Here I lie.

by weaselnorris May 9, 2004

Pip pip

Colloquial English phrase for goodbye

A: We'll be in touch. i'm just about to watch a recording of Arsenal smashing the shit out of wigan

B: Enjoy! Pip pip!

by divine horsemen January 23, 2011

PIP

Performance Improvement Plan. A document given to an employee within a company to set up paperwork to legally fire the employee and protect the company against potential lawsuits under the guise of improving performance. By the time this document is given, management has almost definitely decided to terminate the employee. Used as a slang to indicate someone is being/was fired.

Person 1: Where did Tom go?
Person 2: Didn't you hear? He got pipped out of here, that's why his LinkedIn profile has an end date here.
Person 1: Wow no wonder he just disappeared.

by slendershark March 15, 2020

Pip

Pip is the best person alive and an even greater friend! You’d be lucky to have them by your side!

“Hello Pip! I hope you find this and smile.”

by JamiePup May 11, 2021

pip

(1) A pain in the ass.
(2) A real character.
(3) Someone who tends to be difficult, but still likeable.

(1) Boy that postal worker was rudely sarcastic - a real fucking pip.
(2) That guy over there is being overly friendly to everyone, asking them all sorts of questions, and just being too social in a weird way. Seems like a real pip.
(3) My wife was acting like a real pip last night, but of course, I still love her.

by Wordmaster B January 3, 2005

pips

Brit slang. To say something is easy. Used mainly by little kids in school

a) How did you do on that test?
b) It was pips man. I aced it.

by CraigUK May 15, 2007