the mostest

More than most. The mostest. Cannot get any more than The Mostest.

I love you more
No I love you The Mostest

by Taizer March 9, 2015

hostess with the mostest

A most dedicated hostess willing to please everyone.
Also- the most groovy put out chick...

This is a groovy party and you are the hostess with the mostest.

by Avior April 10, 2005

I love you the mostest

Tiana Loves Nicole The Mostest And That Is The Facts

Tiana: I love you the mostest

Nicole: not possible because.....

Tiana: interupts and shows definition on Urban Dictionary

by HelloiamFacts December 31, 2018

Loves you the mostest

Me 😝

Person 1: you know person 3 loves you the mostest?

Person 2: yea

Person 3: GOOD

by SunshineChild2 September 29, 2021

I love you the mostest

Used when a person loves the other the most and automatically makes them the winner in the who loves each other more argument.

Casey: “I love you the most”

Mel: “I love you the mostest”

by Findinglove_ February 8, 2024

mostest with the toastest

A phrase used to mock oneself, or to express sarcasm in a situation that is normally serious.

Man #1: "I am SO hungry!

Man #2: "No way! I'm the mostest with the toastest!"

Man#1: "Hah! by his use of sarcasm, I can tell that in reality, I am hungrier!"

by Mr. Squrimy June 18, 2009

Mostest with the Hostess

A cruel and unusual twist on the commonly-known phrase "Hostess with the Mostest", which is normally used to describe either a) the Denny's Hostess with the biggest rack...or b) the Hostess that you'd mostest like to anally violate. To the dismay of male chatters around the world, this phrase is used to symbolize many an AOL woman, who not only have an unhealthy desire to accumulate more Twinkies and Suzy-Q's than any other household on the block, but use their impressive cache of baked goods to provide sustenance for the hours upon hours they spend in chatrooms.

JWeed439: "Yo Rylie...have you seen the size of the ass on Jenny lately?" Rylie: "Dude. How can you miss it. She's gotta be the Mostest with the Hostess."

by JWeed439 August 22, 2011