Dad:Ok, Ill get the Milk!
*Dad Proceeds to leave the house*
1 year later
Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?
*Dad Proceeds to leave the house*
1 year later
Son:Where the Fuck is my Dad?
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Person 1: OMFG, I JUST READ THE MILK FIC, I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE
Person 2: It can't be that bad *reads it*
Person 2: Why? WHY!?
Person 2: It can't be that bad *reads it*
Person 2: Why? WHY!?
by Hooman bean March 16, 2019
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Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!
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Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!
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Get the The Mile mug.The Milk Fic is the most disturbing, moist, and questionable fanfiction that anybody has ever created. The Milk Fic features Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross. To get the feel of it... Brendon gives Ryan a milk enema. In the cleanest words possible. It will scar you for life and might change your feelings on milk.
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