A progressive wasting syndrome of the gluteal muscles most commonly seen in aging white men, considered to be a combined result of both advanced age and disuse atrophy.
Yeah, you bet this Disappearing Ass Syndrome messes with my motorcycleride.
An occurance involing an individual of negro, or miscegenated, heritage vanishing at a time in which something needs to be done or witnessed(by the nigger not present). Often confused with Slack Ass, occurances are usually symptomatic of Nigger Mortis.
Tyrone pulled a Nigger Disappear for the results of Shanika's, LaQueefa's, Yolanda's, Ja'Mika's and De Shawna's paternity tests.
To be taken away by spooks within the government such as the CIA or FBI and either secretly killed or taken to one of the secret underground prisons operated by them.
"When we last saw Jim he was attending some anti-war rally. That was 2 weeks ago. I think the government disappeared him."
When a man and woman are having sex 'doggie-style', with the man wearting a condom, and the man says,
"Oh look, a disappearing panda."
And when the woman turns to look at the man, he quickly pulls out, removes the condom and snaps her in the eye with it.
As in the previous example, which did not state the sex being engaged in was 'doggie-style',
"I can't believe how dumb she is. I actually pulled a Disappearing Panda on her last night."
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.
An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"
Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."