Literally the grossest ryden fanfic you could read, without going into death
Person 1: OMFG, I JUST READ THE MILK FIC, I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE

Person 2: It can't be that bad *reads it*

Person 2: Why? WHY!?
by Hooman bean March 16, 2019
A semi-famous fan fiction written about Panic! at the Disco frontman Brendon Urie and ex-guitarist Ryan Ross, in which Brendon gives Ryan a milk enema. There have been variations on the fic involving other band members (Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz - Fall Out Boy, Gerard Way and Frank Iero - My Chemical Romance, Jack Barakat and Alex Gaskarth - All Time Low, etc.). The fic has made it's name as being one of the most disturbing fanfictions written the bandom.
"Have you read the Milk Fic yet?"
"Oh god, no. We don't talk about the Milk Fic"
by Benjadict July 8, 2014
Wonderful piece of literature, 10/10 would recommend.

Summary:
Forehead man shoves milk up Ryan Ross' ass.
Me: have you read the milk fic?
Person: no I haven't, I'll read it now
Me: *grins*
Person: good lord go to church please
by afycso March 18, 2017
The Milk Fic is a short two part story about Ryan Ross and Brendon Urie. It consists of Ryan drinking a ton of milk and then "releasing" it, to make his rear taste better. Then they f*ck.

Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub, a towel under his knees.

Sike! No way am I typing that, get some bleach and holy water
Friend: Hey, what's the milk fic?
Me: *spits out tea* get the holy water...
Me: The milk fic is a fan fiction about Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross being in a sexual relationship, many fan's hate it, due to the amount of kinks. You have to admit the author was creative.
by Salutations Im An Alien July 22, 2018
The Milk Fic is the most disturbing, moist, and questionable fanfiction that anybody has ever created. The Milk Fic features Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross. To get the feel of it... Brendon gives Ryan a milk enema. In the cleanest words possible. It will scar you for life and might change your feelings on milk.
by toast._.kathen May 14, 2019
A horrendous FanFiction starring Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco. Theres a milk enema, and i’m never drinking milk again.
“Did you read the Milk Fic?”
Yeah bro. Never drinking milk again”
by Insane weeaboo October 8, 2019