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the lump 

a pot head that gracie thinks is hot, and that he loos like kurt cobain


Lumpy twitch man is a leo who enjoys long bubble baths, shaving his legs, makign snow angles in the nude, and playing with is shoulder length blonde hair



*he used to be a boyscout*

he likes to tell girls things that would make them happy


he also has bamboo(n) boxers
"i wish you were sitting in my lap right now"
the lump by Jessie January 23, 2004
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What the Lump

A term meaning Oh my gosh, and used by the Adventure Time character, Lumpy Space Princess
What the Lump Melissa, Brad's my boyfriend!!

chance the lump

a greek god who resides at the back of the bus and swallows any bad followers
"chance the lump ate jacob today, i poopy"
chance the lump by krisormiss September 17, 2022

Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.
"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".
Gettin' The Lump by Pjpjk November 4, 2025

Lump the dachshund 

A dachshund that inspires artists and their communities.
Lump the Dachshund and Boris were known in the Orlando art scene
Lump the dachshund by Gallerist January 8, 2021

lump the llama 

To assault the nerdy person. To physically beat the weakest or most outcast person.
The party was boring, so the local jocks lump the llama.
lump the llama by Wild Bengal January 3, 2009

lump in the throat 

That overwhelming feeling u get when you are hit wit such emotion, that u almost want to cry, but cant seem to get anything out because of a lump in your throat,
"Because his wife left him after four years, he woke up from his dreams, full of so much sadness, yet, he was unable to cry cause of this lump in the throat."
lump in the throat by Spicca March 18, 2014
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Oblication 

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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