Pjpjk's definitions

Gettin' Joshua'd

Seen in sparring, when one person only moves back and forth in a linear fashion while leaning as they punch to smack the ever-loving shite out of some poor young fella.

An example of gettin' Joshua'd

"Josh, JOSH, DON'T JUST MOVE BACK AND FORTH YOU FUCKER!"

by Pjpjk November 4, 2025

Fugazi

1) A fake

- It's all very acidic above the shoulders mustard shit.

Yeah, fugayzi, fugazi, it's a wazzy, it's a whoozy, it's *whistles* fairy dust,

it doesn't exist,

it's never landed,

it is no matter,

it's not on the elemental chart
- It doesn't fucking exist.

by Pjpjk August 25, 2023

Subs

1) Subscribers
2) A type of sandwich

Be careful not to confuse the two.

1 MILLION SUBS? WOAH! THAT'S A LOT OF SANDWICHES!!

by Pjpjk September 1, 2023

Biscuit Fiend

1) That one fucker who always robs the biscuits from the workplace.
2) He/She/They who go absolutely bonkers for biscuits.

Fuck off Dennis you fat twat I just bought this packet of digestives! You absolute biscuit fiend!

by Pjpjk August 30, 2023

Gettin' The Lump

When you are so incredibly single that you ride some chubby chick to get your rocks off.

You have never stooped so low before.

"Aw man I haven't been with anyone in over a year so I found myself gettin' the lump the other day. I kept thinking to myself 'GET THE HARPOON!' to keep me going".

by Pjpjk November 4, 2025