The loo

the toilet in british

Excuse me miss, I need to go poo on the loo

by hamburger2020 November 30, 2020

The Loo

Waterloo, Iowa a lame ass town where the only thing to do it get drunk.

the party is in the loo tonight.

by Travis Peck January 5, 2008

the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.

"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"

by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025

Poo in the loo

An indian person. Likes to shit in the street instead of the toilets.

Look at that pajeet, he's poo in the loo-ing.

by SandyLirarn April 8, 2021

I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby

To go to the toilet for a piss or a small sheit.

Oy lad, I'm off to the loo for a wee jobby!

by ForgeDMD May 6, 2005

Poo-In-The-Loo

A man of the black persuasion who works in a nightclub's toilet selling 'splash' (eau de toilette) to help customers in getting 'gash' (women) - usually initiating chants such as 'no spray no lay, no spray no lay' or 'freshen up for the poonani, poonani, poonani.'

That poo-in-the-loo smashed out some quality chat last night...'no paco rabanne, no touchy your bananne.'

by LordWillberforce May 23, 2011

Quaking on the loo

Having the runs or diarrhea while sitting on the toilet, suffering such pain and nausea that one physically shakes.

Poor dear... Ever since she ate that spicy dinner last night, she's been quaking on the loo.

by Deaf Drummer June 1, 2010