Poo-In-The-Loo

A man of the black persuasion who works in a nightclub's toilet selling 'splash' (eau de toilette) to help customers in getting 'gash' (women) - usually initiating chants such as 'no spray no lay, no spray no lay' or 'freshen up for the poonani, poonani, poonani.'

That poo-in-the-loo smashed out some quality chat last night...'no paco rabanne, no touchy your bananne.'

by LordWillberforce May 23, 2011

Poo in the loo

An indian person. Likes to shit in the street instead of the toilets.

Look at that pajeet, he's poo in the loo-ing.

by SandyLirarn April 8, 2021

poo loo loo

A girl who whipes they're arse in the wrong direction and causes a dirty shitty pussy that doesnt taste great.

you have a poo loo loo you slag!

by Philbobson911h July 1, 2011