parseltongue

The act of cunnilingus

Mate did you go down on her?

Yeah, love a bit of parseltongue

by LordWillberforce August 12, 2011

Tactical Shower

To forgoe a shower and instead spray down with deodorant

You going to have a douche?

Nah mate, tactical shower.

by LordWillberforce May 05, 2011

Poo-In-The-Loo

A man of the black persuasion who works in a nightclub's toilet selling 'splash' (eau de toilette) to help customers in getting 'gash' (women) - usually initiating chants such as 'no spray no lay, no spray no lay' or 'freshen up for the poonani, poonani, poonani.'

That poo-in-the-loo smashed out some quality chat last night...'no paco rabanne, no touchy your bananne.'

by LordWillberforce May 01, 2011