A man of the black persuasion who works in a nightclub's toilet selling 'splash' (eau de toilette) to help customers in getting 'gash' (women) - usually initiating chants such as 'no spray no lay, no spray no lay' or 'freshen up for the poonani, poonani, poonani.'
That poo-in-the-loo smashed out some quality chat last night...'no paco rabanne, no touchy your bananne.'
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