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the lickitung 

The sex position in which the female wraps her tounge around the man’s penis then sticks tounge in urethra and begins to flick tounge back and forth to the point of orgasam or UTI
She started with a simple blowjob then I feel something in my urethra and look down and she is hitting the lickitung
the lickitung by WA feet March 16, 2022
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licking the sheep's fur 

Hey man, I got so hard from licking the sheep's fur!

Licking the Alphabet 

The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
Licking the Alphabet by YAWA July 22, 2020

licking the rock 

doing hardcore drugs such as coccaine, meth, etc.
Grace: Wow, Sadie's been acting crazy lately.
Hannah: I agree. Do you think she's been licking the rock?
Grace: Definitely.

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.
I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.
licking the dog's asshole by jiminton December 26, 2005

Licking the Ceiling 

To be REAL fuckin high...ceiling can be replaced with clouds, sky, etc.
Ron Howard: "Yo, I'm stoned as shit..."
Fonzie: "Yeah man, I'm licking the ceiling"

Licking the hood

It means licking or sucking upper clitoris area.
I was licking the hood and she squeezed her legs together and just about pop my eyes out.
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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