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licking the sheep's fur 

Hey man, I got so hard from licking the sheep's fur!

Licking the Alphabet 

The best advice for the just-married, otherwise clueless-in the-bedroom, groom (or equally inexperienced LGBTQ married couple with at least one 'female' participant).
Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
Licking the Alphabet by YAWA July 22, 2020

licking the rock 

doing hardcore drugs such as coccaine, meth, etc.
Grace: Wow, Sadie's been acting crazy lately.
Hannah: I agree. Do you think she's been licking the rock?
Grace: Definitely.

licking the dog's asshole

A very bad taste in your mouth. Often described after a bad night of drinking.
I have the worst hangover, I feel like I've been licking the dog's asshole.

Licking the Ceiling 

To be REAL fuckin high...ceiling can be replaced with clouds, sky, etc.
Ron Howard: "Yo, I'm stoned as shit..."
Fonzie: "Yeah man, I'm licking the ceiling"

Licking the hood

It means licking or sucking upper clitoris area.
I was licking the hood and she squeezed her legs together and just about pop my eyes out.