When hung like a horse ones fella can be felt licking the bowl in a seating position.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

the act of pouring badder from baking something (i.e. cake badder) into a woman's vagina so licking her vagina is more pleasurable and tasty.