A decidedly better nickname for Albuquerque, NM. An alternative to the lame names like Burque, the 505, Albucracky, etc.
After Aliens kidnapped me down in Roswell and forced me to eat at a diner in Truth or Consequences and to talk to new age women in Santa Fe about awesome paintings of women hugging coyotes under the moon, I'm so ready to get back to the Kirk.
by G.LO. July 4, 2005
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The Kirk Lean is when a person gets hit in the neck and leans left for the first time in their life. The Kirk Lean is a once in a lifetime experience for right-siders, but it may be fatal.
"Did you see Charlie Kirk get shot? That was the first time I've seen him lean left. I think I'll call it The Kirk Lean."
by Kaizu4D September 22, 2025
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"after a long day of watching Fox news and praising Donald Trump for owning the libs me and the rest of the white supremacist like to sit around and give each other the Kirk shot"
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Get the The Kirkey mug.Person One: " I went running with John yesterday, Jesus, I can still here the sound his "equipment" slapping his lower thigh"
Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"
Person Two: " Yea, he is really Kirked in the Pants!"
by Pissy Calorie June 16, 2011
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