the joys
I've been working since 6am, gotta rush home now and have a shower then head straight out to pick up my son from football practice. The Joys.........
the joys by skydivingasswolf August 14, 2019
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The Joys of Midwife Beating
Before you join our little club, you cannot beat midwives with impunity.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
If we allow you to join and induct you, you will be granted your Totin Chip, whereby you may beat midwives with impunity. Reducing their faces to rubble and hamburger.
It's a guy thing.
The Joys of Midwife Beating by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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The Joystick
When a man uses his thumb to keep his penis erect; using techniques learned from such video game consoles such as N64.
When you are "Joystick'in it", you take your thumb and rub it on the head of the penis, as if you were playing an intense game of Mario Kart 64.
When you are "Joystick'in it", you take your thumb and rub it on the head of the penis, as if you were playing an intense game of Mario Kart 64.
Moe: Jesus girl hurry up and get undressed, I'm losing it!
SlutFaceWhoreBag: Just do the joystick for a while! My bra is stuck!
Moe: Nvm, I'll just call your sister
SlutFaceWhoreBag: Just do the joystick for a while! My bra is stuck!
Moe: Nvm, I'll just call your sister
The Joystick by CreamyMoe September 25, 2008
pulling the joystick
pulling the joystick by Geophrax May 9, 2017
The Joystick
When you're fucking a girl doggy style, you take off one of her stiletto high heels, jam the stiletto in her ass, and grip the shoe like a joy stick, making WWII fighter sounds as you finish inside her.
The Joystick by Dr. Chesterfield December 29, 2014
The Joystick Club
Similar to the "Mile High Club", the "Joystick Club" is the name coined by Isaac C. Rodriguez Dec 2009 for having sexual intercourse with your partner while playing video games. Sexual intercourse must last the entire duration of one boss fight from beginning to end. Boss must be defeated during sexual intercourse for membership to the Joystick Club.
"Hey hun! . . I'm finally at the Boss!!. Come quick so we can join the Joystick Club while I kill him!"
The Joystick Club by Isaac C. Rodriguez December 28, 2008
The Joystick
A gay sex act. Its when a male without pants sits on the lap of another male, getting his dick grabbed and moved around like a controller joystick, all while getting anally penetrated by the penis he is sitting on.
The Joystick by President Clinton I January 26, 2021
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