midwife
midwife by some crackhead December 30, 2005
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Midwife
A person who provides personalized and professional care to a mother prior to, during, and after a birth. Midwives provide an opportunity for a natural birth in a safe environment and focuses on what is best for the mother and baby.
Synonyms include Wonder Woman, family, birth junkies, and some of the strongest women you'll ever meet.
Synonyms include Wonder Woman, family, birth junkies, and some of the strongest women you'll ever meet.
Midwife by Wanda Womban June 1, 2018
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midwife
A non-medical professional with no training who "helps" babies be born.
While midwives fell greatly in favor in the past due to modern medicine, they are currently experiencing a slight comeback because hippies are stupid.
While midwives fell greatly in favor in the past due to modern medicine, they are currently experiencing a slight comeback because hippies are stupid.
Midwife
Midwife by iamtiredandshouldgotobed February 1, 2010
midwife
A wife who isn't as attractive as all the other guys' wives who are out there winning, but at least she's a great mother.
Origin of midwife.
POSTED by Twitter user @Benaskren.
"I’ve seen some guys posting on social media lately about how they are winning bc their wife is attractive, while I don’t disagree I think finding a wife who is a great mother is 500% more important!!! Thanks @Abamaby for being such a great mom to our kids."
POSTED by Twitter user @Benaskren.
"I’ve seen some guys posting on social media lately about how they are winning bc their wife is attractive, while I don’t disagree I think finding a wife who is a great mother is 500% more important!!! Thanks @Abamaby for being such a great mom to our kids."
Midwife Crisis
Midwife Crisis by Aaron Gibbs September 11, 2007
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